#maternis

Kirsten: Babe we're gonna be up late again tonight cuz that was H-O-T

Camille: A little impressed, ngl

Linus: Bro why can't you bring that aggression when we play video games

Maggie: sweet he's kicking Stinger's ass for me

Fisher: I am slightly less embarrassed to be associated with you

Kirsten: TOUCH MY HUSBAND ONE MORE TIME OR ELSE

Camille: Well hun you tried

Linus: damn it so close

Maggie: Shit am I gonna have to intervene cuz I was hoping Cameron had this handled

Fisher: You should have seen that coming

I gave it a fancy title but y'all should know me by now. This is a CAMSTEN RANT.

So um I’m just gonna jump right in here.

YOU CAN SEE CAMERON’S LOVE FOR KIRSTEN THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE EPISODE AND IT BRINGS ME BACK TO SEASON ONE WHEN HE’D STARE AT HER WITH THAT LOOK ON HIS FACE ALL THE TIME

Like seriously tho Michelle Williams got an Oscar nom for like, THREE scenes in Manchester By The Sea and KYLE GETS NOTHING?!?! HE TAUGHT ME THE IMPACT THAT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS HAVE WHEN ACTING AND HE DESERVES A TROPHY

AND THEN WHEN SHE WAS IN THE CORPSE CASSET AND THEY KISSED AND HE TRIED TO KEEP KISSING HER BECAUSE SHE WAS SAFE AND IN HIS ARMS BUT SHE PULLED AWAY AND HE TOLD HER HE LOVED HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHICH I’VE WANTED TO HEAR SINCE SEASON ONE OML I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

WHY CAN’T MY CAPS GO BIGGER THIS IS PISSING ME OFF

AND THEN WHEN SHE WAS FREEZING IN THE CASSET AND CAMERON WAS TALKING TO HER LIKE “just listen to my voice and think about how much you love us” AND LIKE ONE IMAGE OF EVERYONE FLASHED BUT CAMERON GOT LIKE TEN AND OOOOOOHHHH MYYYYY GOOODDDDDD SHE LOVES HIM SHE JUST DIDN’T SAY IT BACK FOR A FUCKING STAR WARS REFERENCE /TRIGGERED/

AND WHEN SHE GOT OUT OF THE STITCH AND CAMERON RAN OVER AND GOT HER OUTTA THERE AND HELD HER IN HIS ARMS IT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT, SO SWEET AND LOVING

AND THEEEEENNNNNNNN MAGGIE CAME IN AND SAID WHAT THE DEALIO WAS AND SHE DIDN’T SAY “she doesn’t remember the program, she doesn’t remember us (minus Camille)” SHE SAID “you” REFERRING TO CAMERON LIKE THERE HAD TO BE EMPHASIS ON IT THAT THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE DOESN’T REMEMBER HIM RIP

OK y'all this is when the tears came and didn’t stop

CAMERON IS ON HIS EMOTIONAL DEATH BED RN, YEAH? AND HE’S BLAMING HIMSELF FOR WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE THAT’S JUST WHAT HE DOES, HE DID IT WITH MARTA TOO. BUT THEN KIRSTEN COMES IN AND STARTS TALKING TO HIM AND SHE ACTUALLY REMEMBERS HIM!!!!!!!!!! SHE REMEMBERS THE HOSPITAL AND I FEEL LIKE THAT WAS HER WAY OF TRYING TO TELL HIM THAT SHE REMEMBERED. AND WHEN CAM SAID HIS HEART “hurts a little” I. ABSOLUTELY. FRIGGIN. DIED. I HATE SEEING CAMERON LIKE THAT, THE PURE MISERY IN HIS EYES WHEN SHE SPOKE TO HIM! UFGGGHHHHHIVTXEDUGOKUFTAWS I’M ANGRY

“I’ll never forgive you for what you’re making me do to him.” Notice how Kirsten said “him” and not “the team” because she knows this will take a huge toll on Cameron. I’m suspecting that the person at the end is either Jacqueline or Marian. Jacqueline seems like she might have an agenda that has to do with Kirsten and the program, and Marian because she would be able to tell if Kirsten was faking the memory loss AND she was the last person to be with Kirsten. ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT THO IS MY POOR BABY CAMERON

Season 4 theories? I feel like Kirsten, because she’s a genius, will drop a shitton of hints to Cameron about how she’s faking the memory loss. I don’t know if it will be revealed in the premiere why she’s faking or that she is faking, but everyone’s gonna find out eventually and it’s going to bring a hardcore dramatic season. I think that Cameron is also gonna just stay by her side and be the amazing perfect person he is, so it might have some intense season one slow burn pure camsten vibes.