D.J.: (casually to Kimmy, smiling, about her āWhat Itās Like to Be Someone Elseā assignment for school, while holding her white roller skates) You didnāt tell me it was Roller Derby Night at your house. Itās me and your dad vs. your mom and your brother in the ultimate grudge match race. No holds barred, no time limit. Kimmy: (in a warning tone) Watch out for my mom. She hides an egg beater in her pants. ~D.J. and Kimmy (5x03; Matchmaker Michelle)











