#master piandao

Sokka: We all know how he is.

Momo: Same case as Sokka.

Katara: Becomes sleepy and very clingy. Very affectionate with everyone but gets snappy if you try to seperate her from whomever she's clinging to.

Toph Beifong: Can't walk or think straight but can still pack a punch. And she's bragging about herself.

Avatar Aang: Same high energy he got when given caffeine.

Prince Zuko: Thinks he's the Avatar. And won't stop calling everyone "flameo hotman."

Suki: Thinks she's Kyoshi herself.

Appa: It'd take a lot to get him intoxicated but he'd just sleep.

Princess Azula: Tells you her whole life story then tells you you're the most amusing idiot she's ever met. She remembers nothing afterward.

Ty Lee: Crying because her aura is apperantly green now.

Mai: You can't even tell she's high tbh.

Jet: Hallucinating danger, public safety hazard. Best avoid him. Unless you're one of his Freedom Fighters, whom he'd be clinging to and trying to defend from everyone else, you're labled an enemy.

Princess Yue: No filter or hesitstion, she's speaking her mind very clearly. Once she's gotten it all off her chest she insists on lore dumping about spirit stories she's read.

General/Uncle Iroh: Sleepy and wondering why his tea tasted so weird.

Smellerbee: Trying to act like she's fine but her words are not making sense.

Longshot: You'd think he was still sober. Oh, and he's talking occasionally but it's always one word. Usually "yes" or "no."

Haru: Trying to earthbend the sky.

Teo: Keeps wheelchairing in a circle, saying "wee."

June: Will not leave her shirshu, Nyla's side.

Jin: Trying to hold a conversation but zones out.

Lieutenant Jee: Hates everything right now. Very upset with the color fo the sky.

Admiral/Commander Zhao: Demanding somebody brings him roast fish. Gets upset when given fish.

Avatar Roku: Admits yearning for Sozin.

Avatar Kuruk: Chilled out and thinks his hallucinations are "curious spirits."

Avatar Kyoshi: The only thing standing between you and her wrath is that she thinks everything you're saying is funny.

Avatar Yanchen: Rather emotional, needs a hug.

Monk Gyatso: Sleeping.

Long Feng: Personality 180, he's acting like your friendly neighbor.

Master Piandao: Saying some vague proverb nonsense. And talking about swords but no one's sure if he means the weapon.

Jeong Jeong: Increased self loathing, except, he's sniffling now.

King Bumi: Honestly, nothing changed.

Master Pakku: Saying the most sexist shit you'd ever hear.

Hakoda: Chill as can be. Keeps misinterpreting your words, though.

Bato: Won't stop talking about Hakoda.

Fire Lord Ozai: Glazing himself.

Fire Lord Sozin: Saying the most horrendous shit you'd ever hear.

Fire Lord Azulon: Insists on playing Pao Sho but he's trying to eat the tiles.

Song: Retelling all her patients's stories but keeps correcting herself because she's getting everyone mixed up.

The Rough Rhinos: Singing.

The Pirates: Either singing sea shanties, trying to loot stuff, or trying to bargain.

Sandbenders: They'd never drink cactus juice but if they had some they'd try to tell themselves they had it.

King Kuei: Very talkitive and hallucinating Bosco the bear talking. A very one sided conversation.

The traveling hippies: Nothing changes.

Pipsqueak: Won't stop giving everyone hugs. Hallucinating that everyone is Jet himself.

"LIKE A REALLY LONG SHARP ARM"

SO TURNS OUT THAT PIANDAO IS VOICED BY THE TERMINATOR 2 T-1000

Also who is the most likely to be a weighted blanket? cause i don't think Bumi can be on top of someone cause he's like probably the heaviest one and it's too much weight on the others old bones

Funny enough, when I initially started shipping Poly Lotus, I thought it was both funny and kinda cute to imagine Bumi starfishing over the four of them.

But now that you mention it, he would ironically be the heaviest out of the five & they would all start getting uncomfortable and hot if his big ass body just lays on top of them. Though perhaps Bumi can have his arms around someone and that can be like a weighted-blanket-experience.

So I guess the next best candidates are Iroh and Jeong Jeong would be the weighted blankets, particularly when it gets cold and they need extra body warmth.

In terms of who leans to big spoon & who leans to little spoon… I’d say Bumi and Pakku. They both have the habit of grabbing onto the others whenever they’re sleeping or just laying together in bed. Jeong Jeong often ends up typically being small spoon alot. Iroh and Piandao don’t mind being either or really.