I gotta share my weird thing I found.
So imagine its 1796. We got the rise of Napoleon Bonaparte, and the dawn of modern medicine, and George Washington is like "I'm really retiring this time guys". Right?
And you're trying to go down in history as one of the greatest naturalists of all time, like Charles Darwin levels of commitment (minus the rizz and funding). You have decided to kinda focus on bats, which we still largely believe are sky rats at this point in history. You're absolutely busting your ass and getting kinda nowhere. Nobody cares about your stupid bats project.
Then some guy randomly contacts you and is like "I got a new bat. I'm the only one who has one. You're gonna want this." Do you believe them? Oh and BTW...this guy's name is MASTER PANCAKE.
