#masqueradewolf

Any cheese is fondue cheese if you put your mind to it.

I...you...oh my god

If fondue is normally made with fancy Swiss cheeses, I bet a cheap store-brand Swiss could at least make something pretty decent?

You’ve inspired me. I’ve gotta stock up on the cheese, and make An Attempt(tm) sometime soon!

I totally looked up all my candidates and read their platforms just before the primaries in Ma the other day. No way I’m going in uninformed and no way I’m not going.

@starofhonor

Dear Jackass Steve,

I have no idea what I should even say here. I mean, I do, but things were... They were good at one point, right? I mean, me being what I am, the only options were really good or really bad, and apparently, we’ve hit both ends. Still. I kind of thought you trusted me, in all that. 

Joke’s on me, right? 

Well, joke’s on you too. You know this situation means that you’re not going to get laid again by me in... well. A very long time is putting it lightly. Maybe we can talk someday, but you better come with a hell of a lot more trust in me than I got a couple years ago or we can just skip to the yelling match, yeah?

Because, well, you know why. You know why. 

Regardless, I miss you, you absolute dick, so hopefully, eventually, this will resolve. Via you. 

Until then,

Ya but I’ll kind of fine with that…. I mean if anyone’s gunna be immortal…

Here’s hoping it is as unstressful as it can possibly be.