#marvelme

even my computer can say that it ran all summer

i try to be funny but it never ends well

can ben affleck fuck the shit out of me already or what? 

not having wifi gives me high blood pressure

i don't want someone who looks perfect, i want someone who makes funny faces in pictures because they don't like their smile, even though i do. i want someone who tries to tell me jokes but laughs because they think it's so funny, even though it's not. i want someone who tells me they love me when i am just writing in my journal. someone who i can complain to and know that they won't find me annoying. i want someone who can look at me from across the room and make one little glance and we'll start laughing. i want someone who will listen to my favorite songs, even though it's not theirs. but most of all, i just want someone who will like my selfies.