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I'm in the mood for crack pairings. (Is it really crack pairing, if I have already seen things for all those pairing...? anyway)

For this I need wrh alive. How? Don't know yet if this is time-travel or something else. Doesn't matter.

Starting with Wen Ruohan and Lan Qiren as ex-lovers? Lovers that never had chance to be? Unrequited love on both sides (as in: each thought the other didn't love him (enough))???? Doesn't matter.

What matters: 1) Wrh finds the same characteristics he loved lqr for in Jiang Wanyin. 2) Lqr found the same characterisitcs he loved wrh for in Wei Wuxian. 3) Jc and wwx are already kinda fucked up by jfm parenting, that when two other accomplished sect leaders starts teaching them? Giving actually helpful advice? Spending time with them? They end up developing crushes.

I was in the mood to try writing drabbles, but I forgone chosen prompt in the middle of writing and this lacked few words I don't know where to put to make it a drabble (if I'm counting right).

So, have a silly fic. Not beta-ed.:

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Tim caught Jason's face in his hands. His thumbs wiped the tears falling down from his boyfriend's eyes.

"Listen, Tim..."

Tim shushed him. "It's alright Jay. I'm here now. Everything will be alright."

"Tim, I'm sorry but it isn't..."

"Shhh! No sorries, Jay."

"Could you at least–"

"I'll do everything for you." Tim got closer, looking directly into Jason's eyes. "Everything."

Jason thought that in this moment he looked crazy.

"Hey! You guys alright?"

So. Fate's and life's a bitch, but I think I'm at this point where I'm itching to get back into writing. First, I'd work on finishing "the cold is only an excuse for us to get together", but I'd like to have a side project in the queue (or something to alternate with).

So, poll! (also I wanted an excuse to try polls xD)

Okokokok.... So. Based on THIS post. @glaciya

However, I think that Jason and Tim recognizing each other in that moment would be... too fast (and bit boring).

So, instead, imagine: it’s 11pm or whatever late hour in 24/7 supermarket of your choice and one of them (Jason, let’s say) bumps into this asshole who can’t drive their cart without annoying others (and let’s ignore that Jason, as tired as he is in the moment, probably also can’t do this). And not only that, but this asshole is also taking the last box of whatever Jason needs.

Wow. What an asshole! you may thought, as Jason at this moment.

But, it’s of course, late, so instead of thinking how to take that box (or what else get for dinner), Jason’s mind starts thinking ‘when was the last time I saw such an annoying asshole?’

There were many examples in Jason’s mind, but the most prominent one was this one guy he dated 300 years ago or so.

Well, the guy he dated was grade-A asshole, but like... in a cute way. It was a charming part of his personality. And Jason wasn’t better, honestly. No wonder people didn’t like to invite them both to the parties unless to stir some drama.

Why did he and Timothy broke up again? Ah, right! Jason had enough of..

“...constant lies and secrets and fucking rushing into danger, like sure! Ignore that I almost have heart attack every time you take out your stupid saber with that stupid sexy smile....”

“Um, excuse me?”

And it takes a moment for Jason to realize 1) someone is standing in front of him, 2) that someone is talking to Jason, 3) Jason might have spoke his thought aloud.

But he ignores all those realizations in the face of NEW realization: 4) that asshole guy (because that was the previous asshole that spoke to him) looks like someone Jason knows.

The guy is glaring at Jason, his lips thinning as if he were holding back from cursing Jason on the seven seas or something. Honestly, he only needs a saber by his hip and that stupid earring in his right ear - wait the guy also have the same stupid earring? ok then - and he would look just like...

“...Tim?”

The guy’s eyes widen in surprise for a moment.

“What? No. Fuck, no.” The guy - not Tim apparently - goes back to glaring. “Could you, just, move aside so I could take the box behind you? Thanks.”

Jason moved aside and didn’t bother the guy anymore. However he couldn’t stop looking at him. Not because Jason was interested in dating him (...maybe a little, the guy was attractive, after all), but because he really reminded him of his ex.

And... well, fuck. He’s really going to start thinking about his old relationship by the frozen isle? Fitting. He could grab a frozen pizza or two and some cheap wine to that. He used to drink with Tim and look at the stars with him on Tim’s fucking ship. Or sometimes it was a beach.

Jason’s sighs. He‘s starting to miss the guy.

For all the lies and secrets he had, Jason wasn’t better. But they were both to stubborn and so they often fought.

In the last moment, Jason decides to take another cheap wine. He doesn’t know where Tim died (or if he even had a grave), but maybe his soul or whatever would appreciate if he drank in his name?

Or maybe it would be too busy calling him a hypocrite. After all, it’s not like he shared with Tim that he was an immortal.

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(ok, it’s enough of spontaneous writing for now, have the rest of this AU in points:)

Tim goes back to his home and ends up telling Steph about his encounter with some rando who looked really similar to his dead lover from 300 years ago.

“Maybe it WAS your lover?” “Steph, I told you many times that I know that my asshole of a lover died in the enemy’s hands”

“...maybe it was your lover but reincarnated?” “Steph, just because you and your wife ends up reincarnated and meeting each other in each and your every life does NOT mean that everyone is like that!” “...But didn’t you said that he called you Tim? And looked as if he wasn’t really processing how he knew that info?” “...”

“...So do you want to date your reincarne-” “STEPH!” “I’m just asking! And you said he looked hot! And didn’t you mention numerous times that if you had the chance you would try again with him?” “...”

Also, few days later:

Steph is in her bookclub meeting, talking with Jason. No, Tim doesn’t ‘know’ Jason, but Steph knows him trough this bookclub. They became friends fast when they accidentally discovered that one of them is immortal and the other remembers their past lives (aka, they are aware of supernatural or something along those lines).

“You know what Jay? My other friend met recently someone who might be his reincarnated lover. We don’t know yet, as he has no way of contacting him, but he must living somewhere nearby.” :)

“Really? That’s funny, because I recently met someone who might be my reincarnated lover. But I was too surprised and now also have no means of contacting them. Guess I’ll have to wait until I bump into them again.” :)

“Wow, really? That’s weird. And my friend said just because it happened to me and my wife it doesn’t mean it happens to everyone” :)

The question is: do I start from translating my works or should I ask who wants their work translated?

Thank you for playing! \o/

You chose the WIP titled “challenge and Kon’s green market” from this list of my shameful WIPs

One correction about the fic: I know I wrote that it's timkon, but looking through doc again I was reminded that it's more "timkon vs koncass" but I never specified in the file what's the endgame. Maybe it's timkon, maybe it's not. I'm so sorry for false advertisement :<

What's the fic about?

Wayne siblings decide that it's again time to do something weird, record it and put it on the Internet to remind everyone that they are relevant cool rich kids. This time, they decided to make a cooking competition between two teams:

Jason (knows how to cook) & Tim (doesn't know)

vs

Steph (knows how to cook) and Cass (doesn't know)

Now. With Jury including Alfred and Damian, they all know that the quality of products would be a huge point for their teams.

So - enter Kon.

Kon who wanted to do something more in life besides being a superhero and didn't want to do the same thing as Clark. Thankfully! He realizes that he has a knack for business (thanks Lex for something I guess), and so - by deciding to combine all important parts of his life into one - he opens a green market/grocery store. In Gotham. As Superboy/Superman and not Conner Kent (huge point for advertisement and cutting on transport I guess).

Of course both teams buy there. And of course Kon learns quickly about the competition.

Kon also learns very quickly that he enjoys it the most if either Cass or Tim are the one doing the shopping.

And Jason and Steph also learn very quickly that by sending their teammates, there's huge chance that they will get more products (or gets something special) - so of course they are using this to their advantages.