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Natural Born Reviewers | Isaac Mizrahi Nasal Wipes

  Found in our local grocery:

  Liamfer: ….Are you f**king kidding me?

Anibundel: So there’s a Kleenex challenge this coming season on ProjRun AllStars?

Marnifer: It will be a Kleenex rainway challenge where the object is to use tissues that melt away to reveal the outfit beneath…

Natural Born Reviewers | The Blacklist

Liamfer: The plot of The Blacklist  is basically Burn Notice turned on its head — what if the bad guy tricked the DOJ into working for him. This unintentionally hilarious unintentionally absurd “crime drama” features the delightful James Spader (Secretary) as the psychopathic criminal and sometimes protagonist Raymond “Red” Reddington, who has somehow managed to remain off the grid for 20 years…

Natural Born Reviewers | Muppets Most Wanted

Muppets Most Wanted (2014) is to The Muppets (2011) as Ghostbusters II was to Ghostbusters: Disappointing and nowhere near as good as the first, but often quite funny. Bless this movie’s heart, it has the decency (and the balls) to admit it’s not as good as the previous installment — right in the opening song. That’s what saves the film. The Muppets come crashing through that fourth wall and make…

Natural Born Reviewers | Trailer: Birdman

Marnifer really has no idea what this movie is about. All I know is, it looks AMAZING. Maybe it’s about the spectacular descent of a celebrity? Delusions of grandeur? Adventures in mental health? Does this have comic book origins?

I was ecstatic to see it stars Michael Keaton. I miss him as a leading man. He appears to be playing a satirical version of himself — a former Hollywood dynamo — who…

Natural Born Reviewers | Emma Blackery

English vlogger Emma Blackery is fearlessly funny, and her YouTube channelcontent ranges from earnest advice, to exploring her own anxiety and insecurities, to straight up comedy. She’s endlessly entertaining — even listening to her ramble about her neighbors will keep you riveted. Marnifer adores Emma’s humor and her vibrant ever-changing hair colors. Liamfer discovered her song “My Thoughts on…

Natural Born Reviewers and The Pop Culturess | Top 12 Simpsons Episodes

We’re on Day Five today of the Every Simpsons Ever marathon over on FXX. I assume whomever it was who came up with the concept must have gotten a big raise. The choice to marathon through every episode like this has pushed the channel into serious prime time ratings. (Impressive for a channel which was only added to my TV line up three weeks ago.) Though The Simpsonsthemselves have waned from…

Natural Born Reviewers | The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Dear Reader, You have no idea how lucky you are that Marnifer edits our posts, including my solo Liamfer reviews. She is her annual pilgrimage and once again I get to amuse myself and publish an unfiltered, unedited review in her absence. No, I am not going to write another Tinkerbell review. We already did that. I am not going to abuse this opportunity by publishing the 1531-word colonoscopy…

Natural Born Reviewers | Amazon Prime

To paraphrase the late, great Optimus Prime, “Autobots: Confirm Order and Check out!”

Amazon Prime is an ideal example of the maxim: “Constant improvement is better than delayed perfection.” Liamfer had a great opinion of Amazon on 21 July 2007 when USPS delivered my copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallowsshortly after noon on the release day – much to the irritation of friends who had…