#markthemannequin

We're y'aware it had a kid? 'nd, fer no reason in particular, would'ya be apposed to takin' care of it fer a bit? It keeps terrorizin' the work place, and my buddies are-uh bit upset, Har Har!

-@markthemannequin

I’m an aunt?

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Say someone passes out at yer doorstep and is bleedin' real hard.. REAL hard

. . . Do ya let the blood 'nd stuff air out or bandage it up?? Nothin' t' be concerned about, I've got it all under control!

P.S. — Th' quicker the response, the better, Har Har! —Not 'cause anyone's actually bleedin' out or anything, but, er, well.

— @markthemannequin

Meow meow! Meewrrp! Meow meeeow, meow meow, meow! Mrrp, mwwrp meow, mreow mwrreow. (Don’t let it air out! Never let it air out! If the patient has been punctured by something, and the implement is still in them, don’t take it out by yourself! If you unplug the wound, more blood will escape, and you risk improper removal making the injury worse.)