Maple Leaf Drag: Mark Carney Crawls to China After Trump Wonât Stop Picking on Canada
OTTAWAâ Exhausted, emotionally bruised, and reportedly out of witty comebacks, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has allegedly begun crawlingâliterallyâtoward Beijing in a desperate bid to rebuild trade relations, citing ârelentless playground-style teasingâ from U.S. President Donald Trump as the final straw. Witnesses say Carney was last seen inching across the tarmac at Ottawa InternationalâŚ











