The Bears offense had trouble moving the ball without superstar running back Neal Anderson, and Miami cruised to a 17-7 win.

Chicago could not sustain drives without the injured Anderson as future super coach and khaki pants enthusiast Jim Harbaugh threw two interceptions and RB Brad Muster lost a fumble. 

NOTES: 

-The Bears lone touchdown came on a long run by Muster near the end of the first half. 

-Tecmo Dan Marino threw a pair of short touchdowns to Mark Duper. 

-When they made Tecmo Super Bowl, no one could have foreseen that Harbaugh would become the legendary Captain Comeback when he got an unlikely Colts squad to within one failed hail mary attempt of reaching Super Bowl XXX. When the game was created, Harbaugh was just one of the many not so great Bears QBs Mike Ditka tried to use to replace the departed Jim McMahon. Tecmo Harbaugh’s puny Steve Grogan-esque ability ratings reflect this. 

-The great Louis Oliver had yet another interception. I’m running out of ways to praise South Florida’s best retro video game safety/real-life party promoter. 

Final Score: DOLPHINS 17 Chicago 7

Season Record: 10-2

The Dolphins avenged their earlier loss to the Patriots with a dominating performance. 

The two teams exchanged a total of three turnovers in a scoreless first quarter, but a long TD reception by Mark Duper to open the second was the first of five unanswered Miami touchdowns. 

NOTES:

-Louis Oliver intercepted Steve Grogan on the game’s opening drive. Louis Oliver is also promoting a party this weekend featuring Migos and Jim Jones. 

-Dan Marino got back on track by completing over 80% of his passes for 316 yards and five touchdowns. Three of those scores were hauled in by Mark Duper. After hitting a rough patch before the bye week, Marino, the man with the best hair in football, has been on fire. 

Final Score: DOLPHINS 35 New England 0

Season Record: 8-2

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