(during a Halloween party, Strong Sad [going as former Holostar Vesper Noir] bites a screaming Strong Bad [Nick Locarno {as seen in Lower Decks}] on the neck, before turning around to hiss at the others. Marzipan [the Archdeacon from Disney’s Hunchback] throws some water on him, causing him to flinch, while The Cheat [Lisa the Hedgehog from Natural Habitat Shorts] tosses a full jar of minced garlic at his face.)
Coach Z [the nerd from White and Nerdy]: Quick! While he’s warkened! STEAK HIM!
(as The Cheat brandishes a wooden spoon)
Strong Sad: Guys, guys, wait! I’m just messing with you!
Strong Sad: It’s a very convincing costume, I know, but… I’m not really a vampire.
Marzipan: Well, if that’s true, then why did the garlic hurt you?
Strong Sad: You threw a jar at my head. That’s gonna hurt.
Marzipan: Okay… what about Strong Bad?
Strong Sad: Oh, yeah. I bit Strong Bad. You know, I might be a vampire, because that holy water really messed me up.
Marzipan: Oh, this is just tap water for my costume.
Strong Sad: (foaming at the mouth) …what?
(pan to Strong Bad, also foaming at the mouth)
(later at the hospital, both are being treated for rabies)
Strong Sad: (being wheeled past Strong Bad et al by Bubs [Dr. Olivia Octavius]) Yeah, because everyone really liked my costume, and they actually thought I was a vampire-Hey Stro Bro!
(Strong Bad’s pulse increases, and The Cheat continues to brandish the spoon)
