- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone Mariah

- what your muse’s picture is in my phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

Default ringtone

- my muse’s last text to your muse

“Nash frickin’ Gordon. If you told me when I was 18 that I would be gettin’ drunk with that boy and sharing my secrets with him, I would’ve called a mental institution on you,” Brooke joked, letting out a laugh. “Nash and I, we did not get along growin’ up, not at all. But I think our relationship was at it’s worst in high school, when I was dating his best friend, Kiran. The both of us were just so childish and stupid back then. I’d never tell him to his face, but I’m glad he’s my friend now. Because he’s a good guy, despite what gossip might suggest, and I really want him to be happy.”

@nashhgordon

1/10

“Ten minutes, huh? I dunno. Maybe do some of my seasonal wildlife documentation down at the river, or the creek. Population count and pollution levels. That way I wouldn’t end up disturbin’ any of the animals out there.”

(1/10)

Yeah, I’m definitely happy. I’m doing what I love, in my home town that I love, with great friends and family. I think where I am right now in life is great.

DIFFICULTY [ 6 / 10 ]

“Do @acemadd and @leahdelvey count if they know I’m pumping them for info? Yeah, that’s about as close as I’ve come. Luckily my friends are boring fucks so nothing they’ve been caught up in is newsworthy anyhow.”

"Funny story about tomatoes, speaking purely from a botany stand point, a tomato is a fruit. However, the Supreme Court ruled that a tomato is a vegetable due to the way people eat it, allowing them to impose a higher tax on imported tomatoes. So, it’s legally a vegetable.”