Haven’t played Crk in over a year or so, but have these wips I’m probably never finishing and other stuff I never posted from way back before a lot of the recent big updates 🗿🪄

Not really caught up to the story and I don’t plan on coming back any time soon, however I’d appreciate no attempts to spoil me on anything... Though I do have a general gist on the goings ons 🤷

A lot of Shmilk & Elder Faerie things beyond this point beware 👍

Tw🔞cookie nudity???

To see the other posts regarding who is getting shipped in this AU, see the links below:

House of Cards Ships

Just a heads up! Everyone is OOC in this AU so please don't attack me with Canon Lore *hides inside box*. This AU is made for fun only >:3

LonganTree (Millennial Tree x Longan Dragon) [Official Endgame!]

Millennial Tree to Longan Dragon: Ah, I can fix them. (*´∀`)♪ Longan Dragon to Millennial Tree: I don't have a crush on that old tree. (Is in denial)

LonganSwan (Sugar Swan x Longan Dragon)

Sugar Swan to Longan Dragon: I find them adorable and just hope that they will change for the better. Longan Dragon to Sugar Swan: Hm. A potential friend, perhaps?

TimeLongan / LonganKeeper (Timekeeper x Longan Dragon)

Timekeeper to Longan Dragon: Oh! I can make them worse~ Longan Dragon to Timekeeper: Annoying... (￢_￢)

Other Ships who have a One-Sided Crush on Longan Dragon for a Short Time:

MargaLong / RoyaLongan (Royal Margarine x Longan Dragon)

Royal Margarine to Longan Dragon: What a beautiful and fierce dragon! Longan Dragon to Royal Margarine: Who?

ShadowLongan (Shadow Milk x Longan Dragon)

Shadow Milk to Longan Dragon: Okay! Listen! Hear me out! (≧∇≦)b Longan Dragon to Shadow Milk: Annoying clown... (￢_￢)

PureLongan (Pure Vanilla x Longan Dragon)

Pure Vanilla to Longan Dragon: It's a small crush, I promise. Longan Dragon to Pure Vanilla: ... He's okay, I guess.

Ramble Time!

In this AU, Longan Dragon grew up in a mafia family but they will eventually soften up. I won't spoil too much but, they enjoy being a parent after they retire from being a mafia boss. I will reveal more of that soon. Just know that it's the reason why they're less hostile toward the others.

The others having a crush on them is just unavoidable in my opinion. Because, imagine this, you meet this peerless beauty known as the Ivory Dragon... who wouldn't have a crush on that?! You cannot deny that Longan Dragon is pretty... and terrifying but that's their appeal.

Longan's attempt at "flirting"

Original meme vvvvv