May 27, 2013
*struggles inwardly to think of one-liner* my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in...*bows*
That was... Unexpected, I suppose. Uhhh, I can't find a gif that matches, ahhhh
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*struggles inwardly to think of one-liner* my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in...*bows*
That was... Unexpected, I suppose. Uhhh, I can't find a gif that matches, ahhhh
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okay i'll stay i have like 69 more pickup lines up my sleeve - *throws bread at you* is that a pickup line because idk
Are you implying that I'm a duck?
If so, yes.
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my names not luna but i sure know how to lovegood (i'll close the door on my way out ok)
(No, please stay, it was very cute)
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DAMN I RUINED THAT, I MEANT LUMOS
(It's all right, I know what you meant)
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Did you just cast Nox because you turned me on
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Was your ass forged by the dark lord sauron? because that shit is PRECIOUS! ;D
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A few hours with me and people all over Hogwarts will be calling you Moaning Mertyle ;)
(About the rumours that'll spread around.)
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Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you. ;DDD
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