#march marbas

"Shiida seems intimidated by male teachers.

-We need a male teacher who is not intimidating to speak with her."

Kalego: *ENTERS THE GAME*

"the nail polish on your claws was peeling off to the squeal of cut dogs"

Porez na sobake – Mandrazh

Marbas, watching Iruma proudly: I knew this would help him!

Orias, also watching: ...Kalego, Balam and Opera-san are gonna kill you.

Marbas, humming curiously: Why?

Orias, giving him a 'really?' look: *points at Iruma*

Iruma, laughing happily:

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Furcas, to March: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.

March: …

Furcas: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.

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March: So what’s for dinner?

Orias: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

March: …

March: Is it soup?

Orias: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

March: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Orias: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

March: STOP!

*one hour later*

March: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

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Robin: March has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

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March: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.'

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Suzy, texting March: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

March′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

*Later*

March, texting back: Fuck you.

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Gaap: Here's two facts about me.

Gaap: 1. I hate hot people.

Gaap: 2. I'm a hypocrite.

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Agares: I can't take you seriously wearing that.

Gaap: Aw, you take me seriously at all?

Agares: Fair point.

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Agares: Why does nobody tell me when people come over? I came downstairs singing All Star while wearing a "say hey if you're gay" shirt and boxers!

Agares: Everyone was there. EVERYONE! Including Gaap!

Agares: They saw.

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Agares: It's not our fault!

Gaap: Yeah, but... Come on, the least we can do it talk to them.

Agares: No, the least we could do is nothing!

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Agares: What are you eating?

Gaap: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Robin Bars eagerly dashes through the halls after his last class of the day. He was so excited! He makes it to the teachers' dorms and starts to pack.

"Woah, where are you going in such a rush, rookie?" Dali-San asked as he picked up the energetic imp by the collar of his uniform. "You're not trying to run out on us, are ya greenie?" Orias-San teases.

"No way!" He says, automatically waving his arms around. "I'm just going home for the weekend." The tiny demon flashes a bright grin.

"Why? Some kind of family meeting?" Dali-San sets him down and lets him continue to pack. "Nope!" "Some kind of hunt?"Questioned Marbas. "No."

"Why are you going then, Rookie?" Ifrit asks. "My wife is coming back from a mission today! I want to spend as much time with her as possible!" He proudly puffed his chest out a bit.

"How sweet yis!" Suzy-San cooed. (Wait for it) ... "WHHHHAAAATTT?!?!?!" It had taken a moment for the staff to realize what the green imp had said.

"Wife?" "You're married?!?!" "You traitor, I thought you were single like the rest of us!!!" "You're pulling our tails, right?" "How did the rookie get married before me!!!"

Pure chaos erupted as Robin finished packing. He's stopped once more by his seniors. "Where do you think you're going after dropping a bomb like that greenie?"

"Yeah, why didn't you tell us you were married?!?!" Both Orias and Marbas shake him. "You never asked..." "You little-"

"Robbie, what's taking so long?" A voice calls out softly, interrupting the improved interrogation. There, in the doorway, was a demon staring curiously at the scene in front of her.

"Hiya, Honey!" Robin slips out of the other's grasp and zooms over. He picks her up happily and spins her around. "I missed you!"

She giggles happily as he does so. "Did you really?" "Yes! I can't wait to spoil you again!" She shook her head as the green demon carried her and his bags off of the school property.

Dali: March-sensei...

March: Dali-sensei?

Dali: Cute...