#march marbas

"Shiida seems intimidated by male teachers.

-We need a male teacher who is not intimidating to speak with her."

Kalego: *ENTERS THE GAME*

"the nail polish on your claws was peeling off to the squeal of cut dogs"

Porez na sobake – Mandrazh

"Do you have your reusable bags?"

"Check!"

"Your wallet?"

"Check!"

"An appropriate coat?"

"Check!"

"Iruma?"

"Check!"

Once his name was mentioned, Iruma looked up from trying to slip his mittens on. Looking around he hummed curiously.

Marbas, the one next to him smiled down at him while placing a hand on his head. "Don't worry Kalego, I'll have Iruma and all the snacks for movie night home before you know it!"

Kalego sighed and crossed his arms over his chest. "Alright, alright." He said softly. "Just be careful. He tends to get lost easily."

"I do not!" Iruma pouted.

"You got lost walking to the main gate!" The purple haired teacher huffed.

Marbas chuckled when Iruma let out a wounded sound. "Don't worry, don't worry! I won't let him get lost!"

With a nod, the older of the two teachers hands over some Vil to the man who looks at it curiously.

"He...got a passing grade on his last Astrology test so Shichiro and I agreed that he should be rewarded." Kalego grumbled, looking away. "So he can have one toy or one special treat."

Ruffling Iruma's head proudly, Marbas grinned and agreed.

With that the student-teacher duo waved goodbye and went off to the grocery store!

Iruma was such a good kid, Marbas knew that this would be easy! A quick trip and right back home!

What could go wrong?

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A LOT APPARENTLY!

Whining, Marbas rushed down aisle after aisle while calling for his charge...s. His charges.

On the way out the gate the duo had found Sabro Sabnock checking a small list just a bit down the path to Magical Street.

Seeing how Iruma immediately lighted up at the sight of one of his classmates, Marbas didn't have the heart to say that he couldn't join them.

So Sabro joined them on their shopping trip, putting Iruma on his shoulders when it was obvious it was hard for the smaller boy to keep up with them.

Everything was alright in the beginning!

They wandered over to the Pharmacy section to get Sabro a new toothbrush and Iruma some bandaids (he has weirdly become addicted to sticking them everywhere like stickers), then they wandered over to the drinks.

That was where he made the mistake of taking his eyes off the duo.

He had been looking at all the different types of sugary drinks and comparing them to the list that the group chat made earlier when he had turned to ask Iruma which one he wanted...only to be met with neither fledgling.

He panicked and started looking everywhere for them but he couldn't find hide nor hair of either.

So far he's been running around for about five minutes but still couldn't find them! The store wasn't even that big!

And Sabro was huge! He'd definitely be able to see him over the short shelves!

So where the hell were they?!

Tugging on his hair he was about to give up and call in backup when he heard Sabro's boisterous laughter.

Perking up he quickly followed it to the book and magazine section to find both of his charges happily reading a joke book, Sabro seated on the floor and Iruma seated on his lap.

"There you are!" He cried, rushing over.

Both boys looked up curiously only to be hugged around their necks with a grunt. "Oh thank Satan..." Marbas whispered. "Are you two okay?! Where were you?"

Both boys shared a look before looking at their teacher curiously. "What does thou mean? Thoust allowed us to come down here!" Sabro frowned, placing the book in Iruma's lap.

He...He what?

Then it hit him.

He did tell them they could.

He hadn't remembered at first but now that the panic was slowly ebbing away he could remember.

"Professor Marbas? Can we go look at the books?" Iruma had asked.

Marbas, who was still looking at the drinks just hummed. "Y-Yeah...just stay there and wait for me okay?"

"Yes! Thank you!"

Hanging his head he groaned. "I forgot..."

Both boys laughed at the teacher's distress.

Sighing, Marbas gave a soft smile and ruffled both boys' hair. "Okay, okay...come on you two. Let's hurry up and gather our things okay?" He said gently.

They both smile and nod.

For the rest of the trip, both boys stayed practically glued to their teacher while gathering up all the snacks both parties needed.

In no time they were paying for their things and leaving the little store, Iruma happily playing with a plush rabbit he had found abandoned on a shelf.

Sabro graciously carried the heavier things while Iruma happily took the bags full of candy.

Marbas smiled at the sight of Iruma happily interacting with another fledgling. It honestly warmed his heart.

The poor kid was almost always looking out a window sadly, obviously missing his family. And when he wasn't he was pretending to be okay with the situation even though all the teachers knew he wasn't.

So, seeing him so happy again honestly made March happy as well.

"Hey Sabro-kun?" He called out.

"Hm?" The big blonde hums curiously.

"How would you like to join us teachers and Iruma for a movie night?" He asks with a smile. "There's already a nest set up in the main rec room for Iruma that you two can share!"

Sabro grinned and nodded once. "That sounds most entertaining! Thank you! I'd be happy to join!"

Chuckling, Marbas watched Iruma and Sabro happily talk about the movie night.

—

Furcas, to March: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.

March: …

Furcas: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.

—

March: So what’s for dinner?

Orias: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

March: …

March: Is it soup?

Orias: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

March: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Orias: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

March: STOP!

*one hour later*

March: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

—

Robin: March has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

—

March: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.'

—

Suzy, texting March: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

March′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

*Later*

March, texting back: Fuck you.

—

Gaap: Here's two facts about me.

Gaap: 1. I hate hot people.

Gaap: 2. I'm a hypocrite.

—

Agares: I can't take you seriously wearing that.

Gaap: Aw, you take me seriously at all?

Agares: Fair point.

—

Agares: Why does nobody tell me when people come over? I came downstairs singing All Star while wearing a "say hey if you're gay" shirt and boxers!

Agares: Everyone was there. EVERYONE! Including Gaap!

Agares: They saw.

—

Agares: It's not our fault!

Gaap: Yeah, but... Come on, the least we can do it talk to them.

Agares: No, the least we could do is nothing!

—

Agares: What are you eating?

Gaap: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Robin Bars eagerly dashes through the halls after his last class of the day. He was so excited! He makes it to the teachers' dorms and starts to pack.

"Woah, where are you going in such a rush, rookie?" Dali-San asked as he picked up the energetic imp by the collar of his uniform. "You're not trying to run out on us, are ya greenie?" Orias-San teases.

"No way!" He says, automatically waving his arms around. "I'm just going home for the weekend." The tiny demon flashes a bright grin.

"Why? Some kind of family meeting?" Dali-San sets him down and lets him continue to pack. "Nope!" "Some kind of hunt?"Questioned Marbas. "No."

"Why are you going then, Rookie?" Ifrit asks. "My wife is coming back from a mission today! I want to spend as much time with her as possible!" He proudly puffed his chest out a bit.

"How sweet yis!" Suzy-San cooed. (Wait for it) ... "WHHHHAAAATTT?!?!?!" It had taken a moment for the staff to realize what the green imp had said.

"Wife?" "You're married?!?!" "You traitor, I thought you were single like the rest of us!!!" "You're pulling our tails, right?" "How did the rookie get married before me!!!"

Pure chaos erupted as Robin finished packing. He's stopped once more by his seniors. "Where do you think you're going after dropping a bomb like that greenie?"

"Yeah, why didn't you tell us you were married?!?!" Both Orias and Marbas shake him. "You never asked..." "You little-"

"Robbie, what's taking so long?" A voice calls out softly, interrupting the improved interrogation. There, in the doorway, was a demon staring curiously at the scene in front of her.

"Hiya, Honey!" Robin slips out of the other's grasp and zooms over. He picks her up happily and spins her around. "I missed you!"

She giggles happily as he does so. "Did you really?" "Yes! I can't wait to spoil you again!" She shook her head as the green demon carried her and his bags off of the school property.

Dali: March-sensei...

March: Dali-sensei?

Dali: Cute...