#mappes

ΔΙΑΓΩΝΙΣΜΟΣ: Ακούστε Ρυθμόs 949 και τους «MAPPES» και …κερδίστε ένα Renault Clio!

One of Death's more charming traits is an earnest inability to get the point, and a good example is the Crazy Golf Course. He has seen golf courses: 'I CAN SEE WHERE THEY ARE GOING WRONG, ALBERT.' 'Yes master?' 'YES. THEY PUT THE LITTLE HOLE SUCH A LONG WAY AWAY, WITH LOTS OF ROUGH GROUND IN BETWEEN. THIS MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT TO GET THE LITTLE BALL INTO THE HOLE. THEREFORE THE SENSIBLE COURSE OF ACTION IS TO PUT THE HOLE VERY, VERY CLOSE TO THE TEE, THUS ENABLING A COMPLETE ROUND OF GOLF TO BE COMPLETED WITHIN MINUTES.' 'Yes master, but people wouldn't think that was much fun.' 'BUT IT WOULD LEAVE THE REST OF THE DAY FREE FOR SENSIBLE ACTIVITIES.' 'They're not usually fun either, sir.' 'REALLY? FILING, FOR EXAMPLE, HAS A CERTAIN QUIET SATISFACTION ALL ITS OWN.' 'People don't look at it like that, sir.' 'THEY PREFER THIS GAME, WHICH SEEMS TO BE NOTHING MORE THAN ONE-MAN HOCKEY PLAYED VERY SLOWLY ON AN ATROCIOUSLY MAINTAINED PITCH?' 'It seems like that, sir.' 'STANDING IN A PIT OF SAND SWEARING AT A LITTLE WHITE BALL IS PLEASURABLE?' 'In a ... way, sir.' 'HUMANS DON'T HAVE VERY LONG LIVES, ALBERT. WHY SPEND THEM STANDING IN FIELD SCREAMING?' 'Beats me, sir.' 'I MEAN, I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD AND EVEN I DON'T SEE THE POINT.' Albert tried to home in on one. 'I think, sir,' he said, 'that it's all to do with the challenge of overcoming obstacles.' [...] Although wrapped up in multidimensional space-time for the sake of neatness, the course includes one hole three light-years long, several where the speed of Time changes erratically and a couple where gravity varies as well, in an effort to present Death with a problem that might require a few seconds thought.