I understand why they do it but it's so funny when adult cats hiss at kittens that have barely opened their eyes like bro that thing doesn't even know it's real yet why are you beefing with a grub

kitty cat purring gotta be in the top 1 sounds ever invented it's so awesome that there's a creature that can just be sitting and staring blankly at me but I know she's happy cause she's going brrrrrrrr

can we like fix the world in the next few years so I can live in a nice pretty house with my awesome partner and own cats and chickens and grow native plants in my yard and work on various fun projects all day please thanks

trying to fill out a job application like hmm well ive definitely been alive for a number of years, what happened during those years however. is a mystery to me,

the oh hellos were so right when they said "it's gonna hurt like hell, but we're gonna be well" and "everything you thought you knew will fall apart, but you'll be alright" and "our bodies are worth more than the dust that we can return to the ground again" and "in the end, all I hope for is to be a bit of warmth for you" and-

the urge to give my friend a little treat vs the paranoia that in trying to give them 5 dollars I'll somehow doxx myself and post my credit card information publically and tell everyone my deadname and then freddy Fazbear will break in and hor hor hor hor hor when I'm trying to sleep

[scrolling through the posts I made when I was 14] [with the same tone as "they should've been at the club"] he should've been playing minecraft

why is it always the yucky food that has a lasting taste like I could eat 1 yucky item and follow it up with a full 3 course meal of the most delicious feast even the gods would commend but for hours after that it'll just be the yucky taste. this is a metaphor for life in a way