#manpost

Said i was having a bad day and christian dreadlock man sent me a picture of Legolas. He is a treasure

HE ASKED ME TO TEACH HIM ELVISH SO I HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER

Christian Dreadlock Man knows almost nothing about politics and it's kind of awesome because he has no preconceived notions. He'll be all "define capitalism/fascism/right-wing" and I'll tell him and he's like "oh snap that's awful. What's socialism?" and then I tell him and he's like "wait that's awesome why aren't we doing that"

Christian dreadlock man likes my anti-capitalist posts, loves the movie Spirit, speaks Spanish, can pop and lock, wants to live off the land some day, bought turtle charms and leaf charms and beads to put in my dreads, and gave me his favorite bandanna. So I guess you could say I'm pretty smitten.

Hey there. You don't really seem to notice me. I wish you would, because if you date me I will Compose you songs Paint you things Write you love notes in elvish Explore nature with you Play with your hair Listen to your problems Kiss you better than you've ever been kissed before

Today, Cute Marketing Guy and I put up a sign together. It was quite romantic. I think he even tried to flirt with me. Of course, Christian Dreadlocks Guy is still in play, and his moves are getting bolder. It's anyone's game at this point, folks.