Follow the fucking rules or go fuck yourself Don’t be a fucking idiot. Lock the fucking door. Do your fucking dishes. Get moldy fucking food out of the refrigerator. Be respectful to all of your fucking roommates. Don’t fucking smoke inside. Get your fucking shit out of the living room. Wipe up your fucking mess. Clean up after your fucking party. Pay your fucking rent. Don’t take fucking 30 minute showers. Check the fucking mail. Let your roommates know when you have a fucking problem. Bring your hot fucking friends over. Buy the fucking toilet paper when it’s your fucking turn. Don’t fucking complain all of the time. Don’t fucking go through other people’s shit. Put a new fucking bag in the garbage can when the first one is fucking full. Wear fucking deodorant. Remove your fucking laundry from the fucking washer machine. Ask fucking questions if you’re not sure.