#malloryrae

dear beautiful loves, respect yourself and your loved ones and do not drink and drive. A gorgeous source of light in our Santa Barbara community #malloryrae was taken from us as a victim in a drunk driving accident. She laughed and smiled with genuine joy and warmed the hearts and lives of thousands. Let her not die in vain and commit to being safe this holiday season. You are far too precious to risk being sorry. 💛💛💛 #malloryraedies

But I see that you've made it safely back on the ground. Either that or the afterlife has wifi. Thoroughly pleased with either of these options. Not because you'd be dead in the latter, but because I have a guarantee of entertainment when I die if that's true. But I'm pulling for the former.

My thoughts exactly! I would much rather deal with billy goats than humans, education, or actual employment. I'm glad to have your support in this plan. Unfortunately, the plan I was hinting at actually involves me trying to eat three different billy goats, being tricked by them, and being killed by the third one. So maybe I should choose a different fairy tale to emulate...or be a less gluttonous troll.