Zarya: I don't want to lie anymore.
Kitty: Zarya–
Malvaron: Lie about what?
Zarya: [sighs] It's Kitty. I've been dating Kitty.
Everyone: ...
Everyone: KITTY??!!
Arkayna: [stands up] Zarya's not the only one!
Doug: [gasps] You're dating Kitty, too?
Arkayna: What? No– I...
Arkayna: [sighs] Em's always been my best friend, but now I love her.
Emerald: [stands up and hugs Arkayna]
Kasey: Wait a minute...
Kasey: [counting with his fingers] Zarya and Kitty... Arkayna and Emerald? You mean...
Kasey: I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MALVARON SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME FOR NOTHING??
Malvaron: Babe...
Piper: [uncontrollably sobbing] I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
Zarya: Wait, you have a girlfriend?
Piper: Yeah... she's one of the Vexicons, Willa.
Doug: [throws his hands in the air] Now wait a gosh-darned second!
Everyone:
Doug: Is there anybody else who's going to come out?
Everyone: ...
Neeko: [materializes out of nowhere] I don't like anyone!
