#malcolmremington

@holywitchkid

Marcus was nice. This second date had originally been planned for the weekend, but his work schedule had him traveling and when he’d asked to switch it to Christmas instead he’d asked so sweetly that Hannah couldn’t say no. Yes, yes Marcus was nice, he was kind and sensitive, proactive and verbose, but the real reason Hannah liked him was because his job was his real passion. This second date had taken two months to occur, his life a constant up and down of sudden travels overseas. Marcus was only half available, and that made him perfect, because she was only half available too.

It was Christmas Eve, so of course most establishments were closed. They were eating dumplings and sweet and sour chicken at a little place in Chinatown and Marcus was making it very clear that he wanted to hold her hand. Hannah finally gave in, slipped her palm against the warm skin of his own, and prayed to feel something, some sizzling spark. She wanted to want to hold his hand, she wanted to want this to grow into something more than. But she was just passing the time, and she knew it. She thought maybe part of Marcus did too. Her heart was a garden that could only grow love for one person, and any other seeds planted just withered and died no matter how well she tended them.

put a 🎧 in my ask for a song based on our muses relationship

“I have not had the pleasure of conversing with Gladys, alas. Or any other kind of screen time. But I’ve caught a few of her shows, and homegirl’s still got it. Respect.”

send ☾ for a good fucking night text

stop texting me and go the fuck to sleep

i genuinely hope you don’t drunkenly choke to death on your vomit tonight

sleep well xo

send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text

duh

with ketchup, please, this isn’t Chicago

is there going to be beer

i want to make this oktoberfest

send ✕ for of course fucking not text

no

i’m not interested in sex

go away

stop texting me

i’m married

this isn’t sam

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text

[text] YO

[text] MALUM

[text] MALCUM

[text] what if ur name was speled with ‘cum instead of the colm i

[text] yways ur a KUNT bc you’re not here 

[text] nvm sam dusnt want u here 

[text] samntha and i r making cookes with botles of vokdka it’s LIT

[text] bring that fine whit boy ass here 

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[text] hi

[text] how r u

[text] so um you know i heard some things about you 

[text] like sexually and stuff 

[text] ok so would you rather give the gift or take it 

[text] if u get what i mean

» INSTAGRAM: Hannah Brooks uploaded a new photo:

@hannahbrooksrp:

Spent the weekend in the city. The view was gorgeous. The guy next to me was okay too. ;) malcolmremington, someday you’ll get an instagram so I can tag you properly.