Aug 17, 2018
A Typical Malaysian Line
A:Where are my scissors?
B: *does a poker face*
B:In my heart
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A Typical Malaysian Line
A:Where are my scissors?
B: *does a poker face*
B:In my heart
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I think I have a problem
me at school: The sweet effing fuck??!
me at home:Oh gosh, That was accidental, i'm sorry
Ok, let’s be honest. Does anyone else sing Rewrite the Stars to everything they want but cant have or is it just me
Compliments
My best friend likes giving out compliments. They may sound odd , ranging from "Hey, that dress looks cute!" to "Dude, I LOVE your nose shape,". Its preetttyy damn weird. But you can bet what she says makes others smile a bit more
Kids from religious schools
Girl: *has to tell Boy something important*
Girl:*brings a posse of friends as back-up*
Girl: *takes several deep breaths*
Girl:*speaks louder* Boy!
Entire class: *stares menacingly at the forbidden interaction*
Girl: *looks at friends for courage* t-the english teacher wants to see you at the library....yeah at the library..the teacher asked for you
Entire class: *whats he gonna dooo*
Boy:*nods rapidly* uhh ok
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Malayians#2
Society tells us premarital sex is horrible but that doesn’t stop them from mentioning it billions of times in novels. (I honestly think most preteens learn about the bird and the bees from those books, but that’s probably just me and a couple of kids from school)
Malaysians #1
You call us obese. You’d be obese if your favorite breakfast , lunch and dinner is over 700 calories not to mention it’s polite to ask for seconds