One of my early goals when I get back to my apartment is to eat a whole cake. Not a good cake, one of those stupid round ones they carry at the grocery store with fake frosting and a dry crumb? It’s not really a terribly efficient way to get a massive amount of calories since they usually have around 3500 calories, and that’s not nearly enough for someone who wants to be a barely mobile walking piece of flab, but all the same, it’s a big goal since I’ve given it a couple tries and never finished one. It’s such a fattening thing to do: it’s not even a great dessert, but imaging being just naturally hungry enough to eat a cake or two as a little snack before going back to grazing. I really, really really want to, but I always get tired of the taste before I finish. It makes me feel like a weak feedee. I have obviously finished a whole pizza before, which isn’t spiritually dissimilar, and I tried doing them around the same time to make it feel like big dinner and dessert, but I didn’t get through it (did have some heavy cream though). So, without ruining a gaining diet, anyone got any tips on getting through a whole cake (preferably with cream to drink to wash it down)? For God’s sake lol, I should be fat enough to eat four cakes at once without breaking a sweat
