#makemefat

I love having a car on a late night cruising for greasy fast food. I love the rush of hitting multiple drive thru’s in a row on a drive feeling like a tub of lard, bingeing on all the grease and feeling heavier by the time I park.

I love the idea of going to drive thrus enough that you become a local/familiar face, they know your order (or how to butter you up knowing you’ll easily say yes to more food if asked). I love the idea of them watching me grow fatter each time I pass their window, each time I order thousands of calories worth of their junk food, each time I stuff all the food in the parking lot and throw away all of the evidence of my binge.

I love when I hit multiple drive thrus in a row and I’m too shameless to hide the previous bags of food I just ordered, or the large shake I’m devouring after greedily shoving down fries and sandwiches.

So stuffed....