#makeitstopithurts

JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. As a carpenter and a father, Joseph replaces normal words with words associated with material or tools used in carpentry, creating terrible puns known as "dad jokes". 2. "Wood" sounds like "would". 3. "Saw" can mean visually experiencing a reality in the past tense, or a tool used for cutting. 4. "Nailed" can mean applying thin metal spikes with flat heads to a surface, or succeeding in something. 5. A "log" can be a felled tree trunk, or a book meant for keeping track of business.