I can’t do a damn thing like a normal ass person during Finals week. Even relaxing is done at 100% intensity.
TV? “I will watch this show until commercial and then i will swap to that movie unless that is on commercial break too in which case i will watch on my phone until commercial break ends for one of the two shows but i will have to keep flipping back and forth during commercial yes this is the correct way to relax.”
Gaming? “SOMEONE GET ME AN ICY HOT BACK PATCH I’M CARRYING THIS TEAM WOOOOOOOOO LETS DO ANOTHER RANKED!!”
Music? “DUUUUDE WE NEED TO MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO FOR THIS SONG LIKE NOW LIKE RIGHT NOW I’M STORY BOARDING ISN’T THIS FUN!”
Exercise? “BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE LETS GO UP HILL UYUUYAAAA INTO THE MEDIAN I GO I WILL BE SO FUCKING ON TIME FOR THIS CLASS YAAAAA!!”
i’m going to have a fucken stroke or something














