#make cake

I stay in and bake

Got some bananas going bad

I think ‘banana bread’

That moist sweetness of the cake makes me all sweet inside

I mash up the bananas

Fold in flour, sugar, vanilla, pecans, I’m southern, “What other nuts are there?”

Okay enough about bananas and nuts

A bit too phallically gay for a horny gay guy like me

Mix all of those ingredients

And pop that thick liquid, good enough to eat raw, into

a preheated oven at 350 degrees

The kitchen heats up

The smell is delicious

Even the chi knows something terrific is taking place

The timer rings

I set the cake on a rack for five minutes

And then I dive in with a glass of cold milk

The chi and I lick our fingers and have another piece

Better than sex banana bread

Recipe for Delicious Apple and Honey Cake

Ingredients:

100g castor sugar

3 large eggs

70g honey

300g self-raising flour

80g butter

1 tsp cinnamon

3-4 dessert apples: peeled, cored and diced into small cubes

Honey apple sauce

1 cup honey

1 cup apple juice or cider

Pour honey and apple juice or cider into a saucepan and bring to the boil. Stir sauce constantly until the mixture thickens to required consistency. Spoon warm sauce over the…