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i'll probably be editing it for the rest of my life, but please check out laura's new carrd (courtesy of koi 💜). i have a couple of big policy changes, mainly re: staying plot-driven. and if we haven't been writing or plotting recently, i'd prefer to start over with a clean slate, because... my memory is awful. it would be cool if you liked this when you read it, but it's not that important.
i never posted lana's carrd because i kept being like, "it's too conversational" (only way i could get myself to write the thing) and i keep meaning to re-wire and refine it. so i have to say that. but also, since today is so full of unexpected super-joy, here. at least i can offer a passable rundown of [gestures vaguely] what's up. and i WOULD really like to get some plotting going 😌
i'm trying like hell to avoid a "plot with laura a little bit or we will have to start with a first meeting thread" hard policy, so i am making... a giant faq post, basically. and i don't 'need' help with that, strictly speaking --- it's not hard to guess where assumptions get made here --- but in the meantime, if there is anything at all you have ever wanted to know about her, her story, or the world she inhabits (that i can't take her completely out of), please ask. anon is on! use it if you want it! i trust my mutuals to not be creeps, so i will take whatever it is in good faith unless that's just, you know, literally impossible.
okay, i may or may not commit to a Real Reboot (i made the blog but it's not flowing). but here is what i am definitely committing to:
i am no longer going to remove laura from twin peaks (canon, not necessarily town). i WILL write something up that will make this less potentially daunting to newcomers.
i am only going to focus on a few verses. other than the specific 'laura survives her injuries and goes on to Live A Life' timeline --- which is still our main priority --- they will all be canon-centric.
unless i am writing her as carrie page (which i enjoy greatly btw), she will probably still be a teenager. not definitely --- there are some storylines with other canons i still Want Here, and they may or may not end up being easier for the rest of you, too --- but i am wary of straying too far from The Narrative and my actual intentions with this blog. my main priority has always been, like, making laura Accessible To Everybody, but it just doesn't... work. like that.
relatedly, yeah, i am never gonna tag anything less liberally! and i hope that this is a safe space! but it might not be. and that's... okay, really, i think? finally? by which i mean, please take care of yourself. i don't mind if you're my best friend in the world and you don't want to follow this blog, or any blog. it will not hurt my feelings. it will not make you any less welcome anywhere else. you do not need to explain. i am extremely aware that my singles tend to be abject nightmares and i don't want to, like, spread them. that is not the goal.
laura is going to get a new cat.
i'm not going to say 'no shipping' but i am going to say it's probably only going to happen in texas unless you're writing one of those canons. because, frankly, she is kind of set. if her little fan club is there (grudging members or not) you can't compete with them. she loves her people so incredibly bad. and that is so important to understanding her
i am banging on the table asking moderately politely for asl threads. bonus points if i can pick the verse, but they are more than acceptable in any.
she's disabled. she has some ugly scars that she won't bother trying to hide. she's angry about these things and also about many other things. this has always been the case, but i have not been true enough to either of us, and i've kind of let it go unnoticed. i am sick of me god bless
assuming she is in twin peaks and not married --- which is not really a future plan for anything central here --- she will live with her mother in that godforsaken house. but they have the good halloween candy, if you're brave enough to go up there

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Would have liked to show off my trans flag dragon for tdov but (:
going to start referencing riley keough and odessa young as modern laura alts. thank you for your time.