Tell us about ur feral man >:0c
OKAY AS IVE STATED HE’S BEEN ARRESTED 4 TIMES FOR STEALING GEESE. HE HAS A BABY GOOSE IN HIS SHIRT POCKET NAMED GERM WHICH IS SHORT FOR GERMAINE!!THE POLICE GAVE UP TAKING HIM OUT OF CUFFS SO HE JUST ALWAYS HAS A PAIR OF HAND CUFFS DANGLING FROM HIS WRIST! HE’S MISSING HIS RIGHT PINKY FINGER BC A GOAT BIT IT OFFHE BELIEVE GOATS ARE WORKING FOR ‘THE MAN’ AND BELIEVES IF HE CAN GET AN ARMY OF GEESE THAT’LL BE THE KEY TO GETTING MONSTERS AND HUMANS BACK TO TRUSTING EACH OTHER
HERE’S SOME COPY AND PASTED STUFF‘just like, people trying to go into a tavern and he's just hunched over by the enterence talking to a goose like 'yes yes, good do you have more to tell me?' 'HONK' 'fantastic keep up the investigating agent' 'HONK'‘‘I can just imagine someone insulting Maingo and he just goes "I'll pluck your eyes out with my cane with feed them to the geese so they can gain more power and then use your body as a training dummy against the goats."‘from dino: ‘ hes basically a crazy motherfucker, nobody will acknowledge him sdfghj‘
HE’S ALSO ONLY ONCE SUCCESSFULLY STOLEN GEESE
