Nov 8, 2025
"portugal! we're thinking about going back there together next year"
the face of dan learning he has a vacation vlog booked out a year in advance for the first time:
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"portugal! we're thinking about going back there together next year"
the face of dan learning he has a vacation vlog booked out a year in advance for the first time:
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BOO! π» how's the phandom today?
how's your gay halloween?
lonely :(
lonely :)
rave time rave time rave time
rewatching Femboy Baking and getting into costume
peach schnapps, 10ft bong.
i don't "hallow my ween" sorry
Psst- lonely phans should check out my url cause im doing smth :)
anyways since we've had to hear about muppet hole again today let me pass the word on that dashcon3 (dashcon2 number 2) has been confirmed and is in planning and it's theme is galaxy
our phandom is such a joke cause we're like "we love diversity and gay people! we hate facism and corporations" but then you ask "why do you still have youtube downloaded" and it's "i know they're sending my government ID to foreign countries and barely paying their content creators but i just can't cope without it!" and then you ask why they don't just parse youtube on a different platform and its "i don't want to find a different app/ i can't cope without youtube" and then you give them a dumbfounded look because that's Not a response to your question and you go "dan and phil made a patreon because THEY see the writing on the wall and presumably have already been financially impacted by youtube's changes and security issues. the website maybe has a year left to exist." and then they go "but i can't cope without youtube!" and you start feeling way less comfortable in the community
while a game that tracks your eyes via webcam is inherently a bad idea and creepy tHAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!?!! SOMEONE GIVE THEM SOME MORE BUDGET TO PUNCH UP THE HALLWAY SIMULATOR ASPECTS THAT WAS SO GOOD HELLO!?!?
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if dan doesn't straighten his damn back at that piano
hey phannies reminder:
period tracker apps are blatant spyware. especially if you're in the west, that data is not secured, rarely if ever HIPA protected, and can and will be sold. Doctors have been increasingly required to grill "females" about sexual activity and menstruation habits, regardless of age, under the guise of "we might prescribe you medicine one day" because lobbyists want records of how many baby-capable-bodies are available.
This goes in tandum with stupid excuses to arrest people to have them do prison and concentration camp labor, anti abortion legislation, and trying to remove child worker safety to "stop population stagnation and create a youthful age distribution" among its workers.
There's no information on those apps that a pharmacist, doctor, or old lesbian at the bookstore doesn't have. Please, please use a paper calendar and do NOT tell any apps when you bleed and when you take birth control or hormones. Hell, mychart and other patient-portals that are OFFICIAL are used to train AI. Take some time today to de-medicalize your devices, and make yourself some paper copies.
Making a Phan Reacts To Festive DITL Bingo and I need seven extra predictions!