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Pat pat it's ok, I know you couldn't stand having a free-roaming puppy 😂 the mailmen wouldn't like it very much either

I really suck at trying to threaten you lmao

Ah well, at least the mailmen are happy

#asks #patchwork-fool #mailman lore #BB stays a basement puppy 😤

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I'm gonna say "mailman" is a job people take because they like being chased by puppies :3 :3 it's part of the job description! First thing you learn at mailman school!

I am learning so much about mailmen today! That theology degree really coming in handy

#asks #patchwork-fool #1) mailmen like being chased. its a job perk #2) one day you will be sacrificed. this part is voluntary #mailman lore #the mailman lore is rich and deep #what kinda wavers do mailmen have to sign to get this job??? sheesh #always fun to learn new things

Volunteer mailman sacrifice once a decade, involuntary cop sacrifice just whenever for fun :3 the other mailmen do still get ritually chased and bit yearly. But it's ok, they like it

Oh gosh, I'm gonna have to set up a calendar or something. This is a lot to keep track of

#asks #patchwork-fool #maybe I should have the new mailman just drop the toy off at the basement door #keep him around longer #mailman lore

Oh, hi Salt! I guess your old mailman quit so I had to change my route, here's that dog toy you ordered!

(If it's not cool for me to add on the mailman lore please feel free to kick this ask to the void ^^;)

Oh my gosh! I’ve been waiting for this delivery! Could you do me a massive favour and drop it off in the basement for me? I’m a little to busy to do it myself

#asks #panie-wanie-dean-bean #mind the stairs. that first ones a doozie #shame about the old mailman. but you’re here now so we don’t have to worry about that :)#mailman lore #BB looks like there’s some new chew toys for you!

New year, new mailman :3 since the last one ended up being New Year's Eve dinner. I'm majoring in mailman theology and I believe that the eternal archetypal mailman lives on in the new guy, and we must eat him yearly to make sure the souls of dogs and mailmen are forever intertwined in sacred conflict

You think people might get suspicious if mailmen keep disappearing on their routes? Maybe I should start getting some from the next town over. Although nothing really does beat local produce

Ahh, we do what we must I suppose

#asks #patchwork-fool #mailman lore #(<- thats a real tag now)#support local businesses by getting your mailmen from your own front yard #idk if yall have mail trucks but the posties here drive bikes which should be easy to hide #maybe sell em #snuff flims and scooters #just rolls off the tongue

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Pat pat it's ok, I know you couldn't stand having a free-roaming puppy 😂 the mailmen wouldn't like it very much either

I really suck at trying to threaten you lmao

Ah well, at least the mailmen are happy

#asks #patchwork-fool #mailman lore #BB stays a basement puppy 😤

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I'm gonna say "mailman" is a job people take because they like being chased by puppies :3 :3 it's part of the job description! First thing you learn at mailman school!

I am learning so much about mailmen today! That theology degree really coming in handy

Volunteer mailman sacrifice once a decade, involuntary cop sacrifice just whenever for fun :3 the other mailmen do still get ritually chased and bit yearly. But it's ok, they like it

Oh gosh, I'm gonna have to set up a calendar or something. This is a lot to keep track of

#asks #patchwork-fool #maybe I should have the new mailman just drop the toy off at the basement door #keep him around longer #mailman lore

Oh, hi Salt! I guess your old mailman quit so I had to change my route, here's that dog toy you ordered!

(If it's not cool for me to add on the mailman lore please feel free to kick this ask to the void ^^;)

Oh my gosh! I’ve been waiting for this delivery! Could you do me a massive favour and drop it off in the basement for me? I’m a little to busy to do it myself

You think people might get suspicious if mailmen keep disappearing on their routes? Maybe I should start getting some from the next town over. Although nothing really does beat local produce

Ahh, we do what we must I suppose

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