#magnet hell

Group presenting: now this thing usually overflows

Thing: *overflows*

Audience:

Context: one the teachers was home sick so the other teacher went off on a tangent

Teacher: so what do you guys do when you get sick? Do you come back when you’re completely better or just after a day?

Everyone: .........

Me: you don’t get sick when you’re a magnet student.

Teacher: *showing us some tools*

Teacher: *picks up a wrench*

Teacher: this is like a crescent wrench on crack.

I think my chem teacher was running out of things to teach us so he brought up a presentation called “Dirt”

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Slide 1:

What is dirt?

-soil

What isn’t dirt?

-an interesting movie topic

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Teacher: this part of the dirt is organic. What is it made of?

Class: organs!

Teacher: .....no

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Teacher: this is bedrock

Student: and you can’t go below bedrock

Teacher: ...actually

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Teacher: humus isn’t pronounced hummus. As soon as it’s pronounced hummus, someone tries to eat it. Don’t eat the humus.

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Student: you have to dig all the way down to almost bedrock to get diamonds

Teacher: diamonds don’t form in the sedimentary region

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Teacher: surficial is a good word. I was looking at Wikipedia for things to put in here and found a lot of good words.

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Slide:

Are we gonna go more in depth about soil?

Yes of course.

Teacher: Are we gonna go more in depth about soil? No.

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Slide:

USDA how could you?!

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