#magnesiumqueen

What is your weakness? dumb boys with good souls who can sing and touch each others dicks. . [but also im really bad at saying no to people] 

bruh, I am drunk and doing the same thing! Except I am focusing on the outfis.

it’s ok i am past weepy and all the way back into how great beyonce’s music video album is and goddamn the outfits are soo good

also she’s just so hot like damn

There’s a Cezanne (?) exhibit on at the art museum, and the blodell conservatory is full of cool birds and flowers.

I'll be there!

List of People Who Benefit From the List of People Who are Insanely Helpful:

Me

and Clare

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger has set for you in their posts, then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them in your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1) What Hogwarts house are you actually in, and what Hogwarts house do you like to think you’d be in / want?

I always wanted to be in Slytherin. And then when I got sorted through Pottermore....

Motherfucking Slytherin.

Fuck yeah.

2) What color would your shirt be if you were enlisted on the USS Enterprise?

I'm gonna claim blue, because massage requires a basic knowledge of human anatomy. And that's kinda medical/science-y? Sure.

3) Which of the Amis d’ABC do you think you would be? If you aren’t in the Les Mis fandom (or even if you are), what would you start a revolution over?

Courfeyrac, for no other reason than I would totally be running around after Gavroche all the time being like, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING SIT DOWN AND I WILL FEED YOU STOP KICKING THE SHINS OF POLICE OFFICERS WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL I JUST WANT TO TAKE CARE OF YOU GAVROCHE."

And man, I like to think I'd start a revolution over a lot, but I'm an anxious nitwit, it would probably take shutting down the internet as an act of censorship to get me to do anything.

4) What would you do if I just dressed up like a stag and followed you around all day whispering “swiggity swag"?

I would look at passers-by like, "Terrifying hallucinations, amirite?" and sweat all over you in loving mimicry of our gentle-fluff-haired protagonist. 

5) Your Game of Thrones house? (If you don’t watch Game of Thrones, or even if you do, what animal would you want to represent your coat of arms if you had a house?) 

My roommate says I'm House Targaryen, but I think it's just because I'm a blonde feminist. Ummm. I'm gonna say Tyrell, because my family likes gardening and bein' fiesty and we got some well-loved gay blood in our veins.

6) Drink of choice?

Strawberry lemonade. Or whole milk. Or root beer floats. 

7) Hannibal Lecter or Will Graham?

Will Graham, because even though Hannibal is a dapper gent, Will Graham isn't the absolute worst.

8) What kind of phone do you own?

iPhone! I paid for it and it is mine and I regret nothing.

9) If you had to pick one item of the following (your laptop, your cellphone, your car, or your fingers) and then smash the other three, which would you choose to save?

My fingers. Why....why would anyone not choose their fingers?

10) Fondest childhood memory?

Dude, I have A SHIT TON. But, I guess the coolest memory I have is that I remember the exact moment that figured out how to read. I didn't do the phonics thing, it never made sense to me, so one day it just clicked when I was looking through Green Eggs and Ham. I remember it perfectly, and it's such a momentous and incredible still from my life. I can't describe how amazing it was for this jumble of shapes to suddenly become something much more meaningful. It's the one thing in life I don't think I can ever match again. Someone telling you they love you for the first time, the first time you vote, the first time you drive a car, or kiss someone - nothing will ever change my life as much as learning to read did, and nothing beats consciously experiencing that specific, distinct, and explosive line between confusion and comprehension. 

11) If you had to choose between spontaneously growing a pair of antlers or waking up with cat paws instead of hands and feet, which would it be?

Antlers, I would just walk around chewing foliage to weird people out and spar the shit out of EVERYBODY. Also, obligatory swiggety swag nightmare stag.

New Questions:

1) You can take any one idea out of your head and make it into a physical reality - what is it? Describe it in detail or I'll punch you.

2) A fairy grants you the dumbest wish in the world - you'll never have a prominently visible pimple ever again, but you will always have a big ol' pimple, either somewhere on your scalp, in your armpit, or on your butt. Which do you choose? (Context: I have been asking people this question since I was ten, I'm aware it's dumb, but I have a vested interested by this point in which is the favorite here.)

3) You have a daemon in the manner of the His Dark Materials universe! Pretty cool discovery, dude. What is the gender and species of your daemon? Name, too, if you feel like throwing incongruous vowels together, you adventurous weirdo, you.

4) What do you hope will come of the new Star Wars movies?

5) You are offered a ride in a time machine. The time traveller is generous, but petty and vengeful - you can only come along with him if you agree to beat up someone in history. Not stop from doing anything awful - just beat them up. See? Petty, right? So! Who do you end up kicking the shit out of? (You can't pick Hitler, the time traveller already took him to task. It was pretty much the first thing he did, after cheap archeological pranks.)

6) Do you believe in: ghosts? aliens? monsters? demons/devils/deities? the possibility of faster-than-light travel?

7) You are given the chance to use the Star Trek transporter, but only after a Star Fleet science officer has informed you of the way that those transporters actually work - it's essentially a complex scanner and incinerator on this side, and a matter replicator on the other. You aren't transmitted, merely replicated on the other side. The Here-and-Now you will die, but the Then-and-Elsewhere you won't have any memory of the death and will continue on as if nothing happened. But by transporting, you will arrive at the side of a dying loved one just in time to save their life. WHAT DO YOU DO.

8) What's your favorite pun?

9) What's the most ridiculous thing you've tried to do when no one was around? (Acceptable answers include: lick your elbow, do a handstand, read aloud from a creepy Latin book, use the Force.)

10) If you had to play out the challenge-Death-to-a-game-and-if-you-win-you-stay-alive trope, what game would you choose to play? How do you figure your odds in this scenario?

11) Favorite band from five years ago that you don't teeellllll anyone you still listen to, but you totally still listen to?

never forget