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i remembered how in america they call a lasagne sheet a “noodle” and i had a full body shudder

did you know that people go on youtube to try to hypnotize themselves into being rich https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAycrb3Rmw

thanks 47806

Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. Love!

the unending battle of my two great loves: doing things, and not doing anything at all

boy oh boy it’s getting a wee bit nippy out isn’t it? “wild world wide web” is hard to say. and what if my name were Bonnie Rabbits? have a good day today.

bespoke garfields for any occasion need a garfield who hates thursday but love tagliatele carbanaro? we can help girlfriend wants a garfield for the big birthday but he has to hate tuesday loving pine nut pesto farfalle salad? we can make that garflied what do you get for the man who has everything? wensday-hating su filindeu eating garlfield any garfield, any day, any spaghetti

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