Hiii! Could you do NSFW alphabet for a few more characters (like Zhongli Cyno and Alhaitham) and a virgin xiao x adeptus reader nsfw where they get walked in on? Thanksss, have a great night!
Official announcement 3 + NSFW Xiao fic
To answer anon:
After years of trying in vain, I came to the conclusion I'm unable to write requests about chars that aren't among my faves. (Ofc Kuni is my favest fave bit I also like Xiao, Kazuha, Childe, Venti, Lumine, Gorou, Tighnari and some other I cant remember rn) and im honestly not interested in Alhaitham, Cyno or Zhongli (Sometimes I write small thingies about Zhongli in my native language just to please a friend of mine who really likes him) but nothing as long and detailed as a NSFW alphabet.)
So Zhongli, Alhaitham and Cyno's NSFW alphabet are officially cancelled (I'm genuinely sorry). But here's a little bullet fic abt virgin Xiao x Y/N getting walked in on. Sorry for the delay. From now on I'm not accepting requests I know I wont be able to write quickly anymore, I swear.
Without any more delay, here it is! The Xiao fic!
Content warning: Sexual content. Xiao x Adeptus!f!reader first time ever. Yeah they get walked in on but dw happy ending just the way I like it :3
2000 years of suffering.
2000 years of pure, unadulterared virginity.
To be fair, it's not really any of you guys' fault.
The life of an Adeptus isn't easy, it's never been easy, especially for a Yaksha.
Liyue's last 2000 years have been full of war, conflict and contamination.
So you never really had time to sit down and think "hey, maybe I wanna have sex".
Pure Adeptus don't even have the need to reproduce, so it didn't really come up either.
But ever since humans took responsibility for Liyue's safety, the responsibilities of Adeptus have notoriously reduced, and that has left most of them with free time to cultivate their passions.
Madam Ping with her music, Cloud Retainer with her inventions, you know, the usual.
They've got so much free time they even adopted a humanoid form and decided to live among humans, trying to hide their identity, with varying results.
You've slowly grown accustomed to these times of peace, and that gave you enough time to realize just how close you had become with a certain Yaksha who fought alongside you for centuries.
He's always been by your side, you were always by his, even in thr toughests of times.
But he's the only one who barely has peace or free time, the one who always has to remain vigilant no matter the state of the country, otherwise who knows what might happen to Liyue...or him.
You always found it so unfair...
After so many centuries of service, everyone abandoned him to pursue passionate, peaceful lives.
Meanwhile, he remains vigilant, abnegated, continuously suffering...
So you remained by Xiao's side, always adamant that he was your companion through thick and thin, through health and sickness.
Until one day a human brought to your attention that, for their species, that tends to be more than what humans call 'best friends', as you sometimes referred to him.
Humans often times refer to that as 'couples', 'partners', 'soulmates'.
And that got you thinking.
The times of peace and the observing of human conduct took you to realize you were in love with him, and to imitate human courtship rituals.
Flowers, gifts, sweet words, all of them as subtle as possible so as not to scare him away. Lots of Almond Tofu too, to gather the courage to confess your feelings.
I'm going to spare you the details of how stubborn and embarrassed Xiao was about it, so long story short you started to recognize that you were indeed a couple.
Xiao felt it when he realized he saw in his bond with you something similar to what he saw between Morax and Guizhong.
He deeply admired that connection and yearned for something like that.
He realized it was you, his partner through the centuries.
He realized he was terrified of losing you, and of wasting the time by yourside, of wasting the opportunity to explore sides of your connection that he secretly desired.
So the long nights watching the moon and stars like usual started including more physical affection.
Touches, hugs. You finally told him you wanted to kiss the way you saw so many humans do.
You wanted to refer to him as your 'boyfriend' as Yanfei talked so much to you about. That word sounded so sweet!
It sounded so sweet to call him love! To call him baby! He would blush like a tomato and you loved that too.
You finally could enjoy all those things those centuries of war denied you.
You observed humans, fascinated. Although you hated some things about them and decided you never wanted to live amongst them like Madam Ping and Cloud Retainer did, you were definitely smitten with some of their courtship rituals, relationships customs and...
Sex.
You suddenly realized that despite both having genitalia due to your origins, neither Xiao nor you had brought up the topic of sex yet.
You got really invested in that aspect of humanity, fascinated, and wanted to learn more. You had to resort to books, the few humans who were willing to talk about it, and finally had to ask Madam Ping for advice.
Those hugs, those kisses Xiao and you had become so accustomed to, the ones you enjoyed so much...could lead so something that could make you feel a different kind of pleasure.
And you wanted that. You needed that. You craved that.
It was a slow process of little touches and insinuations during those sessions of making out under the moonlight, since Xiao was a bit shy about the matter.
But one night you came clean to him about it and he accepted to give it a try, just to experiment, because in all honesty, even if he tried to hide it the curiosity and desire building within him was driving him crazy.
And he accepted to give it a try.
After all, you've both survived through so much, that wouldn't kill you, right?
You both deserved a night of relaxation, tlc, new experiences, hopes and dreams, maybe the yearning of a new beginning...
It was decided.
That night was gonna be the night.
Your first time with Xiao.
You both had looked forward to it for so long...and it was finally here.
It was a hot, humid night in Liyue, as usual.
The sticky air ran freely through the windows of Xiao's room at Wangshuu Inn, barely contained by the fabric of the delicate curtains.
It brought the perfume of the night, of silk flowers and dew.
And it hinted of how beautiful the stars were shining tonight.
Beautiful as usual, you had seen them when you made out on the roof like always.
But tonight was the night, you both could feel it in your throbbing veins, so when the situation got really heated up you decided to go to the room.
A wise decision, considering the humans wouldn't be pleased if they randomly saw two adeptus going at it on top of the roof.
So you entered the room, hands tangled in each other's hairs and clothes, and lowered the lights to the minimum
You went to the bed.
It was comfortable, newly made, barely used, Xiao never rested no matter how much the humans at the Inn insisted he should.
He didk't care, you were his rest.
His rest and haven.
As the passion for you grew inside him and he found the courage to lay you on the bed and climb on top,for the first time in his life Xiao thought things were flowing.
He had been super anxious about the topic, afraid of hurting you, of messing it up, of dissappointing you, of finding out this human ritual simply wasn't mesnt for him. That he was condemned to always suffer and never experience such a sacred bliss.
He thought he would find himself in the room, fiddling with his hands and staring at the floor, contemplating his inadecuacy, but it didn't happen.
That night the love and the lust flowed so freely, so peacefully but so heatedly at the same time that neither of you dared stop the course of nature to speak about concerns, afraid of breaking that sweet spell.
The act of undressing felt like an extension of the usual, familiar, sweet make out session, and it was practiced like it was a measured ceremony.
Or at least that's how you two perceived it.
Maybe to a witness it would look normal, careless, unimportant.
But you both were vibing in unison and communicating with your eyes.
And there shouldn't be amy witnesses, this was between you and him...
You were lost in his eyes. Those beautiful eyes. Those shining golden discs captured your soul like a flame captures a moth, obsessed with its glow.
Those eyes were your moon and stars, what kept you going, what kept you enduring through the centuries.
Carrying on, just to see his eyes.
And now that you were laying on your back, looking up at him and seeing those eyes as if they were your night sky, you suddenly understood a million things that two milennia of war could never show you.
You were tired. Oh so tired. Just like him
You needed to let go of the war, of the pain.
You wanted to be shown peace, love, relief
Sweet relief.
And that's what you felt when Xiao's lips came crashing down on yours and your hands went to the hair on the back of his neck, when the clothes were discared somewhere unimportant.
You knew the important stuff was happening here and now, ok this bed, between you and him.
You had survived for this.
This was your moment.
The moment you'd been waiting for so long.
The moment when all the grief gets transmogrified into liberation.
You held him tightly, a surge of something inside you making you kiss and bite his neck until he moaned.
It went beyond lust. It was raw, unadulterated need, yearn, crave, utter desperation.
Xiao felt it too. Understood it was time to let go. And for the first time in his life, he did.
He let go and yielded to the loving insistence of your touches, leaned down and merged his body with yours.
For the first time in his life he did something he had no idea how to do, and allowed himself to do it anyway. Even if it wasn't perfect, even if it was dangerous, even if it was messy, it didn't matter.
It was perfectly imoerfect and that was life.
For the first time in forever, you were both living your lives.
Living for yourselves instead of being tools in other people's wars.
Using your bodies to live, instead of killing.
Moving in unison to a rythm foreign and new to you. The rythm of life. Of two being that are alive, breathing and throbbing, needing each other to go on.
Even having the possibility of...perpetuating life once more.
You didn't think about that possibility, it wasn't important for any of you right now. It didn't cross your minds. You were Adeptus, after all.
Yet right now, right there on that bed, one on top of the other, making the headboard slam the wall and the springs creak, you looked nothing like.
You looked like many things.
You looked like animals. Like two love birds getting tangled in each other's feathers, finally finding a safe nest to crash.
You looked like humans, two young, innocent humans who could be concerned about their personal lives instead of the future of a nation. Two humans who could have all the time in the world to lay naked and in peace, enjoying the divine bliss of feeling each other skin to skin...
You looked like Xiao and Y/N.
For the first time in so long.
No war, no death, no responsibility.
Just you and him resting your tired bones and engaging in the sweet dance of life.
It was such a nice moment, so magical you thought it was a dream.
Xiao looked so hot naked, his ripped muscles adorned by the shimmer of his tattoos and the sweat that ran down his biceps.
The expression on his face was priceless, those golden orbs that were your stars clouded with lust and need.
And the sound of his moans...yes, if heaven existed, this was it.
Making love with him.
This was your heaven.
Feeling him enter your body once and once again, juast at the right pace not to miss him whenever he pulled out.
Clinging to his beautiful hair, the texture that had kept you grounded for centuries.
The sight of his fangs whenever he moaned.
The way his hands roamed over your body trying to learn, learn, learn how to do this and how to do this again, because this couldn't be the only time you did this in your lives.
There had to be more. So he roamed his hands trying places he thought you might like, searching for your favorites. Whenever you moaned, like you did when he caressed your breasts, he would insist on that spot.
You were trying to do the same for him when se sound of the Inn room opening shattered the magic and peace of the moment into a million illusions.
You jolted against the mattress, horrified, and Xiao was so scared of having hurt you that he didn't notice the intruder. He tried to pull back, cup your chin, but everything happened too fast.
The intruder gasped, but the sound was drowned by the one of a porcelain plate shattering harshly against the wooden floor.
Now Xiao didn't hesitate. His muscular memory did not fail him.
Terrified of someone hurting you in this vulnerable moment, Xiao's body moved on its own. He turned away from you, leapt from the bed, summoned his spear and pressed it against the intruder's neck, reducing him in less than a second.
For a moment, there was silence in the inn room. It was a moment of utmost awkwardness and confusion.
You fumbled with the bedsheets, covering your naked body before turning on the night lamp.
"Mr. Zhongli, please, what are you doing here??" You questioned with your face bright red, looking at the scene before you, perplexed.
Mr. Zhongli was standing by the doorframe looking mortified, and a set of porcelain was shattered on the floor, the almond tofu that was meant to lay on them making a mess on the floorboards.
The worst part of the scene was Xiao, completely naked, hair tousled and sweaty, clutching Mr. Zhongli tightly from behind, pressing his spear to his neck menacingly.
In a matter of seconds, you could see how Xiao's expression morphed from the one of a desperate animal defending his pack to a pitiful mix of shame and confusion.
"I'm...I'm sorry." Mr. Zhongli coughed, doing his best to recover his usual composure. When Xiao released him, even more mortified than him, he fixed his tie and closed his eyes to give you both time to make yourselves a slightly bit more decent.
"I just...heard Wangshu Inn's chef was holding a special almond tofu tonight and thought it would be a mice detail to pay Xiao a visit and bring his favorite food, since we haven't seen each other in a while." Mr. Zhongli explained as neutrally as possible, his eyes still closed firmly as his posture. He wasn't blushing. He was too old and experienced to be phased by sex.
But...it would be a lie to say that it didn't surprise him to see Xiao doing it.
So he did his best to keep his composure and not pry too much into it. For now. Eventually he would get the whole gossip. But now was the worst moment.
"I apologize, Mora...I mean, Mr. Zhongli..." Xiao stammered with his head down as he fumbled with his clothes, trying to get dressed and making a mess "I should've never raised my weapon against you. I don't know what happened to my senses, I didn't detect it was you..." he explained, mortified.
"Oh, no, Xiao, don't apologize. You did what was proper in thia situation. I must apologize, I shouldn't have entered without knocking. I organized an event without asking you and interrupted your night. It wasn't proper of me to assume that you would be free." Zhongli sighed.
You didn't say anything, just observed the dude repressing the need to roll your eyes. You totally agreed. He had 100% abandoned Xiao after milennia of Xiao serving him. He couldn't expect him to not go on with his life too! He was finally movimg on, you were having a really important moment, and this dinosaur blockhead messed it all up. You wanted to punch him
"And I made a mess of your floor." Zhongli sighed, eyes still closed not to pry even more into your privacy. Now you did roñl your eyes. The old man is seriously worrying about the floor? You bit your tongue, knowing the only way to deal with him was to listen to his monologues like for the last two thousand years.
"I would clean it myself, but I don't want to importunate you further. I offer you my most sincere apologies, to the both of you. And promise you this situation will not be repeated."
The mortified 'please' that Xiao whispered between clenched teeth was audible to you and made you bite back a chuckle.
Zhongli exited the room as dignified as possible for a person who was dramatically covering his eyes, and Xiao closed the door behind him, looking utterly frustrated, ashamed and defeated.
"And lock the door this time, dummy." You teased him, trying to get over this awkward moment.
"Yeah, yeah." Xiao grumbled, fumbling with the human artifact until he managed to lock the door "I forget how these human things work. They're so troublesome." He huffed. He was fuming, his face all red from embarrassment. He looked down at the mess of porcelain and food on the floor when he stepped on it while he tried to come back to bed.
"What a waste." He barked
"The almond tofu? Totally, it's a real pit..." your words were cut by Xiao's lips.
"Not the almond tofu, Y/N. The...the...the moment we were having." Xiao sighed in resignation, looking away. You placed your hand on his shoulder, knowing it wasn't easy for him to articulate his feelings, he was making a huge effort lately.
"I feel so bad for losing that moment that I don't even care how shameful it was that Morax saw me like that. It was meant to be just for you. What a load of cra..." you interrupted his laments with another kiss.
"Let's make another moment. Don't mourn that one, let's make another one." You said with conviction.
"It will take another few weeks, all the preparations, all the..." he fumbled with his words, thinking about how he felt like all the planets had to align for something lile that to happen.
"This." You protested, kicling the covers away. You were still naked "We only need this. You and me together. Nothing else. We've been beating around the bush for months trying to figure this out when the answer was so easy." You placed your hands on your hips, raising your chin.
"T-the answer...?" Xiao asked, his hands shaky. You took them in yours and kissed them.
"The answer. It was you, and me, and calming down and letting it flow. It was so hard, because we never calm down or let it flow. But we did it, and it was working, right?" You smiled.
"Well, yes...we...we did it and it was working, but I don't know if I can do it at will..." he said anxiously, his eyes darting around.
"Well, you cant do it right away after that weird moment, can you? Let's just rest for a bit and calm down. Cleaning the floor can wait." You said firmly, bringing him to bed and undressing him to massage his shoulders, trying to make him relax. He was stiff as a rock.
"Chill...come on. The door is closed now. No one will bother us..." you gently kissed his neck and shoulder to relax him
"We're not doing this again." Xiao huffed resentfully. Your hands stilled, suddenly cold with terror "Stupid humans and their places and customs...next time we're doing it my way." He said with a determined frown.
You relaxed and almost laughed
"And what's your way, Xiao? Are you gonna build a nest for me? Shake your impressive plumage and build me the best nest ever?" You joked teasingly. But Xiao was frowning.
"You doubt my capabilities?" He huffed, looking almost offended.
"What?" You were weirded out by his replied, but didk't say anything. You didn't know if he would rally build you a nest or if he was messing with you in return. In any case, the possibility felt strangely...thrilling.
"Can you please chill? Forget about that mummified blockhead and go back to making love to me?" You pouted as you massaged him.
"Why? You really liked it that much?" He turned back to look at you with vulnerable eyes.
"You kidding?" You blushed "It was amazing."
"You mean it?" Xiao asked with his golden discs full of hope.
"Of course I mean it. I loved it, it felt like heaven...didn't you?"
"Of course I loved it too." Xiao sighed.
"Then please let's not treat this as a ritual that can happen once in a blue moon or else it'll be ruined..." you begged.
"But it's important." Xiao protested, and his cheeks turned bright red.
"It is. It totally is. But all it needs is you and me. Not weeks of preparation, or a perfect moment or a perfect location. Just you and me and...our love." You said looking at him with an embarrassed look on your face.
"Our...love, eh?" Xiao whispered, slowly leaning closer, closing his eyes in tension as if he was afraid the kiss would break the spell.
But it didn't. His sweet lips joined yours and nothing bad happened. It wasn't rehearsed or natural, it wasn't perfect or premeditated. But it was genuine. And thus one kiss came after another and soon you were making out as usual.
The kisses got more heated, the hands more adventuruous, and soon the rythm of life caught up with the both of you again
"Wanna do it my way? Do you trust me?" Xiao asked quite embarrassedly still.
"Are you gonna build me a nest?" You snickered teasingly.
"Not yet." Xiao replied with utmost seriousness. He didn't even bother gettong dressed. He just stood up from the bed and extended his hamd for you to take it.
You gave him a weirded uout look but chuckled and took it.
And soon you both were far away from the room, from the Inn, from Zhongli's broken plate of aomond tofu on the floor, from humanity.
After all you two were Adeptus and you couldn't copy the ways of humans forever. You had to invent your own style. Like the old people who came before you, like Madam Ping who defied all conventions.
So you clumg tightly to Xiao as he shone in a green light and teleported over and over, making you feel like you were flying over the vast and elegant beauty of the Liyuean night.
Once you were fsr away from the city, on top of the golden mointains where the Qinxing flowers grew, he stopped and laid you on a patch of grass akd soil that felt soft lile silk. Much netter than the human bed form earlier.
You laid on your back, looking up and observing the sky. Here it was closer, more illuminated, full of stars. But none of them were as pretty as Xiao's eyes.
He hovered over you, his eyes solemn, seeking your approval. He found it in your smiling expression and his heavy heart felt slightly lighter.
"I wanna make love here. Under the stars." He declared solemnly, lowering his head so he could caress it and kiss it.
"No one will bother us here. No humans or nosy archons." You chuckled.
You saw the small smile that formed on his parched lips and you felt the urge to moisten them.
You pulled him closer, urging him to become one.
This time the ceremony went uninterrupted until culmination, as not even the moon witnessed the union of this two individuals who needed each other more than life itself.
Until early morning, they laid entwined, the golden blades of grass enveloping them.
When the sound of the birds wolke you up, you just felt calm, peace and bliss
So you perked up your head and kissed Xiao's jaw. Sweetly, tenderly, wondering if he was already awake.
He was. But he wasn't ready to wake up and go back to the job. To the grind. To the pain
He knew things would be different from now on now that he had this beautiful shard of hope inside his heart.
But he didn't wanna wake up.
For now, he just wanted to lay in your arms.
I'm so sorry it took me two years to finally do this 😅 From now on requests will be written or rejected right away, promise!
See you soon, got a lot of wips pretty much wrapped up!
