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Hi! There hasn't been anything here for a little while... I just hope you're doing ok. Take care and hopefully see you again later ^^
Ah, yes, I am quite fine. I was just in, uh...I was on vacation. Three meals a day, plenty to read, all the outdoor exercise a wizard could have, and I even had a bunk mate! I had to practically tear myself away from that place, ahaha!
...If anyone comes to the school asking about me, though, uh...perhaps lead them astray a bit.
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Hello, students!
Are you ready for another mini lesson? Today in class we will learn about something that doesn't exactly pertain to magic, but something that may help you understand yourselves better. It can also somewhat explain your wild magic to an extent. We shall learn about the origin and making of Souls. Not many know how souls are born, but I do!
Souls are made most often through powerful events, be it calm or calamity. I have cast a powerful spell on you all so you may determine where your soul had come from and-
Oh, nards I've done it again. Why do I keep these runes around. Hopefully it didn't cast something bad again. Let me have a look...oh. oh gods.
Right handed: A goose made you their mortal enemy
Left handed: A geko crawls out of your mouth. Congrats! you're a parent now
Ambidextrous: Your blood color changes to the color of your shirt
Mix-Handedness: You now have alexandria's genesis. Wow, it's real?
Well...I believe these aren't permanent. The last batch of mishaps have mostly passed. Moving on,
There are many ways to tell how your soul was made, and sometimes even exactly where it was made! I am going to use a personal favorite of mine, though. I have cast a spell over every student here! Sometime in the future a bug will be attracted to you. If you see a certain bug nearby, go to the guide below, for they know your origin.
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Apterygota - Your soul was made from something powerful in the Between. The Between is the realm of Monsters. Magic from these realms are wild and unpredictable. Your wild magic may reflect that.
Palaeoptera - Your soul was made from a catastrophic weather event. Magic from storms are overwhelming and strong.
Polyneoptera - Your soul was slowly made over time in the deep wilderness. Magic from nature is scary and beautiful.
Paraneoptera - Your soul was made from someone else's death. Magic from impactful deaths are elusive and perplexing.
Endopterygota - Your soul was made from deep space. Magic from the outer planes are unbounded.
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So keep a close eye out for any insect! It just might tell you something about yourself...
P-people-opening tools...?
Fear not, student. I know enough about human anatomy to safely traverse the mortal body. I played a lot of Operation as a hatchling!
are you... a star? You seem awfully small for the energy/heat requirements of the "digestive" process you seem to be outlining. Is your metabolism supplemented by magical energy? Or are you just incredibly dense?
*sweats* U-Um...
I haven't the slightest clue as to what y-you're talking about...but that is very creative! Gold star, student. AND extra credit! :) Well, I am off now! Goodbye, classes are canceled for today! Yippie free day! Go and have some fun! Ha-ha...
Um...Hello. So I was told that Death was roaming the halls? They're actually not that bad, but seeing as they aren't exactly sentient it might be kind of difficult to communicate with...uh...hey, what's thaaaAAAHHHHH-
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Mx. Newton I just realised something,,, does this academy have a name? I was looking around and I'm not sure if I'm just oblivious but I can't seem to find a name?
Why, no! It actually doesn't. I was thinking that you students could name it instead!
So go ahead and send me submissions for what we should name the academy. I'll hand pick a few and put it into a poll so we can vote on it!
what do you mean you don't have taste buds
I do not have the sensation of taste whatsoever! Nor smell. But it is fine, I do not enjoy "eating" in the same way that those who taste and digest things do. I feel bad for those who can't absorb and disseminate things. I can't imagine not being able to quop and judder. Truly, you are all missing out.
Mx. Newton, should we Soil wizards be especially concerned about Literally Death roaming around? I worry reaching around it's design might make it... upset at us.
Well, it isn't particularly alarming normally. Death wanders everywhere, it has most likely walked along the same path as you at some point or another. Death is like a bloodhound looking for the next soul to usher into the further. The worrisome thing here, though, is that a particular student has managed to set off its Shepard-like senses and is trying to find them. The worrisome thing, though, is that it doesn't know exactly which one it is since the student isn't actually dying or about to die. It is confusing Death. Thankfully for us, death gets bored easily seeing as it is a dog.
