#mafiahater

“Hey so I was told this was ‘expensive’ and worth a lotta planetary currency and ‘money’...”

Yu’s holding up a necklace that sparkled brilliantly in the afternoon sun of Mafia Town. She had gotten this in the metro, while she was working for Empress and she still had no idea what to do with it, even three years later. I mean, it wasn’t like the alien tried to find out what to do with it either.

“NO. STOPPIT”

@mafiahater​ Asked:  Amongst the light rain outside, there's the sound of someone approaching her cave. Mu immediately hops up and gains a defensive stance--she's definitely ready to tear apart any goon that comes near her home. She peeks out to investigate, and her hostility fades upon seeing Trina. “ Oh, you're here! C'mon, get in here quick. I know these kinda storms, they're gonna get bad in a few minutes.”

Trina wouldn’t lie, she took her time in getting to Mu’s cavern. The rain was incredibly nice to her and she wanted to enjoy it, and the welcome peacefulness, compared to the Play Awards, while she still could. 

@mafiahater​ said: “ Hey, I've got a very important announcement! I'M GOING TO THROW THE FRIDGE INTO SPACE. ” hm. Mu doesn't seem to be fond of a certain screaming sandwich.

   “I had no idea the great Mustache Girl was so afraid of a sandwich...”

A Masked Stranger Asked: Whomst is the friend shaped?

Cue a deep inhale-

“Gary, Darwin, Archie, Jake, Mu, Rookie, Rosey, Jack, Rock, Ben and all his aliens, my new lil icy angel, Winnie, and-” She’s going to go on for a while naming everyone she’s allowed to say she’s met on her version of Club Penguin,  the surrounding universes and he people in a chatroom she frequents.

      The Conductor impatiently tapped his foot. The little brat had some nerve, showing her face around these parts after the stunt she pulled. He watched her like a hawk, ready to catch and call her out the instant she slipped up, the second she made a wrong move.

@mafiahater​ Asked: “Hey! I was wonderin' when you were gonna show up again, ” Mu temporarily abandons her attempts to start a small campfire in favor of hopping up and walking over to Trina. “ ...everything cool? ”

“Eh, I needed a lil bit away. Thought I’d come by again, now that I have the coords and less of a task.” The jade-feathered penguin chuckled, glancing over at the unlit fire. That alone gave her a lot to think about, honestly...