2026 just started, and already a bomb
Haha, 2026 just started, and already a bomb: Trump bombs Venezuela, captures Maduro, crypto in shock! BTC below 90k, alts in the basement, and traders saving themselves with memes: "Trump vs Bitcoin — who wins?" Money Ape yells: "This is war on cryptocurrencies!", because Venezuela was mining BTC at state level. And I'm thinking: maybe Trump wants to launch his own crypto — TrumpCoin on Venezuelan oil? Maduro flies to the US, probably already googling "how to buy BTC in prison". Meanwhile markets panic, but we know: every geopolitical drama is a bottom for buying! Remember Iran or Ukraine? Then — pump! Keep your nerves, don't sell in panic, because whales are waiting for that. And Venezuela without Maduro — maybe becomes a new crypto hub under US? Just kidding, of course. But laugh aside, HODL is everything!
