#madisonmanhattan

Looking beeeautiful there, Kitkat!

Thanks. I did look pretty good, didn’t I? But I do like my new hair. Last year was fun as the total beach babe that I was, but this shorter ‘do is New York posh in all the right ways.

I’ve never been anyway near anything that remotely resembles a vagina, and I’m not planning on starting now. And as much as you may wish I was the father of that robot bastard of yours, we both know it’s really one of St Jude’s charity cases.

You said the beginning of the week. There’s only tomorrow left of that!

Okay, I know Wednesday is like, mid-week or whatever, but we can hang out for a little bit or whatever. 

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If you don’t mind the major downgrade… Of course.