#maddlibs

basically this is how hot he thinks they are “at face value” — idk what that’s supposed to mean

i think he wanted to rank them based off looks alone and not bring in their personality or his “personal feelings” towards them into it

spoiler: he did anyway lmao

* the pink text is me just commenting

i think that’s all that’s important... anyway enjoy 💞

karasuno

daichi — 7

suga — 7.5

asahi — 8

tanaka — 6.5

noya — 8

ennoshita — 5.5

narita — 5 solid

kinnoshita — 4

hinata— 6.5 “he’s baby cute”

kageyama— 8 [he’s literally a kageyama stan]

yamaguchi — 6.5

tsukki — 2.5 “4 without the goggles” [he absolutely despises tsukki & nothing i say will change his mind 🤧]

ukai — 6

takeda — 5

yachi — 7

kiyoko — 9.5

* track kiyoko — 10 “they could make a whole anime on track kiyoko and i’d watch it forever” [me 2 bitch tf]

saeko— 8.5 “too much like tanaka”. [literally what does that mean?]

aoba johsai

oikawa — 8.5

* oikawa plaid shorts — 2

* “thicckawa” — 9 “he gon make me act up” [looked this up on his own. i did not have a single say in this, but i cried lmao]

iwa — 6

issei — 5

makki — 3 “they really nailed the number on that one” [this one made me so sad omg]

turnip head — 6

kunimi — 6.5

kyoutani — 3 “who’s that? oh.. mad dog”

nekoma

kuroo — 8

kenma — 7.5 [idk y he gave him such a low rating when he’s lit a kenma fanboy]

yamamoto — 7

yaku — 6

lev — 5

alisa — 9

nekomata — 7.5 “as an old man” [for the record, he pulled up nekomata on his own to rate him so this was not my doing]

shiratorizawa

ushiwaka — 7

tendou — 7.5

semi — 7

goshiki — 4

shirabu— “doesn’t even deserve a rank”

fukurodani

bokuto — 9 “i like his hair a lot” [he KNOW😤😤😤]

akaashi — 6.5 [i fussed at him for this one ngl]

konoha — 6

nohebi

daishou — “does not deserve a rank. i hate his face and his voice. he reminds me of sinatra from san francisco shock.”

itachiyama

sakusa — 3.5 [IDK OK I THINK OMI HURT HIS FEELINGS OR SUM BC LIKE WHY SO LOW?????]

komori — 7 [yessirrrr😤]

inarizaki

atsumu — 4 [after getting this far, i wasn’t surprised that he has awful taste (for the most part)]

osamu — 3.5 [like, u have horrid taste, and for what exactly sir?? what do u gain from it?]

kita — 6.5

suna — 3 [pretty sure we fist fought over this one (not actually, but he’s testin me)]

aran — 5 “they did him dirty” [uhh... ok?😀]

* time skip aran — 8.5 calls him “glow up aran”

kamomedai

hiugami — 4.5 “he looks like a pussy” [hi, yes, how do u return bf? i think mine’s missing a brain]

hoshiumi — 7 “looks like a cooler hinata”

tl;dr:

he thinks bokuto is the hottest guy with oikawa in a close 2nd place (i’m proud)

LOVES kiyoko (as he should)

HATES shirabu, tsukki, and daishou

overall: he has ok taste in 2d men ig, but i would like to murk his ass for a few of these ranks 😤