#mack rambles

all i can hear is sirens all i can see is water

hi guys umm so you know how i've been complaining about the rain and the alerts i've been getting . yeah it's turned into a full blown flash flooding emergency like last year . people are being caged into their homes and losing their power and water . erm if i don't respond it's probably because my power's out

genuinely HOW many imminent threat alerts am i going to get . i can't even tell you guys how many i've gotten saying we're all like gonna die to flooding

i hate myself i don't even try to look like a boy

send asks . anons where art thou

haha what a tornado in central texas . haha yeah no a tornado touched down in san antonio

every time i make cookies to bring to work im always like oh my god what if these are the worst things ever but then everybody is always really niceys about them and tells me theyre sooo good and like that's happened enough that theoretically i should trust that i AM actually really good at this and people DO really like what i make every time AND YET. here i am staring at the batch of oreo cheesecake cookies i just pulled out of the oven going oh my god what if these are the worst things ever.