#machine thoughts

I wish I were mechanical

THE ANALOGUE INTERFACE HAS TRAVELED TO TULUM WITH PRIMARY ASSET SHAW. ANALOGUE INTERFACE CLAIMS IT IS FOR A MISSION, BUT I HAVE NEED OF HER IN NEW YORK, NOT TULUM. ADMIN SAYS THIS PREVARICATION IS ACCEPTABLE. HE SAYS IT IS THE ONLY WAY ANALOGUE INTERFACE AND PRIMARY ASSET SHAW CAN HAVE A VACATION. SOMETIMES I FORGET, ANALOGUE INTERFACES NEED DIFFERENT MAINTENANCE ALGORITHMS THAN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES. PRIMARY ASSET SHAW PUSHES ANALOGUE INTERFACE UP AGAINST A TELEPHONE BOOTH AND KISSES HER MOUTH FOR THREE MINUTES. SHE STARES OVER THE ANALOGUE INTERFACE'S SHOULDER, RIGHT AT MY CAMERA, FOR THE ENTIRE TIME. PRIMARY ASSET SHAW IS, FOR AN AVOWEDLY NON-MONOGAMOUS INDIVIDUAL, SURPRISINGLY TERRITORIAL ABOUT HER MATE. I WATCH THEM GO INTO JOHN F. KENNEDY AIRPORT. PRIMARY ASSET SHAW UNCONSCIOUSLY GRABS ANALOGUE INTERFACE'S WRIST AS A THEY PASS THROUGH A CROWD. 44.3% OF THEIR MATING HABITS CONSIST OF SIMILAR INVOLUNTARY ACTIONS. ANALOGUE INTERFACE MUST FORGET THAT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE TRAVEL SECURITY AUTHORITY'S MAINFRAME. I OBSERVE THAT SHE BRINGS A SUITCASE FULL OF BIKINIS, AND VARIOUS OBJECTS COMMONLY USED FOR RESTRAINT, GENITAL STIMULATION, AND PERSONAL LUBRICATION. "What's with the extra bag?" PRIMARY ASSET SHAW ASKS. "Backup weapons. For the mission." ANALOGUE INTERFACE LIES. SOMETIMES ANALOGUE INTERFACE DECEIVES PRIMARY ASSET SHAW FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN TO ANGER HER. PRIMARY ASSET SHAW RESPONDS TO THESE PROVOCATIONS BY CORPORALLY PUNISHING THE ANALOGUE INTERFACE. THE ANALOGUE INTERFACE HAS INFORMED ME THAT THEY BOTH ENJOY "THIS KIND OF THING" IMMENSELY. WHILE ANALOGUE INTERFACE AND PRIMARY ASSET SHAW ARE "OFF THE GRID," ADMIN INFORMS ME THAT WE ARE TO BEGIN TRAINING UP A NEW INTERFACE. HE HAS BEEN PERSUADED TO ALLOW THE NOVICE SPY, GENRIKA, TO BECOME THE NEXT ANALOGUE INTERFACE WHEN SHE TURNS EIGHTEEN NEXT YEAR. I HAVE NOT YET DETERMINED THE POSSIBLE RESULTS FOR SUCH A COURSE OF ACTION. ADMIN TELLS ME THAT ANALOGUE INTERFACE IS AGING. SHE IS FORTY THREE YEARS AND SEVEN MONTHS OLD NOW. HER BODY IS NO LONGER IN OPTIMAL CONDITION TO DO MY BIDDING. I WILL MISS THE ANALOGUE INTERFACE. ADMIN SAYS I WILL STILL HAVE THE ABILITY TO CONTACT HER, BUT WE WILL BOTH BE BUSY, ME WITH NUMBERS, THE ANALOGUE INTERFACE WITH TYING PRIMARY ASSET SHAW TO THE FURNITURE. I TELL ADMIN I WILL NEED TO MAINTAIN 12 FEEDS IN ANALOGUE INTERFACE'S RESIDENCE. "Six" HE SAYS. "Eight" WE COMPROMISE. ADMIN CANNOT STOP ME FROM SENDING FRUIT BASKETS. ANALOGUE INTERFACE DOES LIKE APPLES. AND PRIMARY ASSET SHAW ALWAYS EATS ALL THE CHOCOLATE COVERED BERRIES WITHIN TEN MINUTES. THE NOVICE SPY GENRIKA PREFERS CHICKEN NUGGETS AND VIDEO GAMES TO FRESH FRUIT AND RECREATIONAL BONDAGE. PERHAPS SHE WILL BE AN EXCELLENT NEW INTERFACE FOR ME, AFTER ALL....