//: their go to safe word is 69cookies!, for the record. Mac recommends changing your safewords to something more secure than safeword ;)
ring splints during ~activities~ otherwise Mac dislocates their fingers >>>>
this one's for the girlies, the gays and anyone with their pointer and middle finger nails shorter than the rest
i had this silly idea that sometimes when the homeowner gets bored they draw on things around them. one morning Mac wakes up to a silly little "Alberto was here~" on their hand. They have no idea how it got there until they ask the homeowner, who immediately starts laughing - they'd just drawn on the back of their keyboard, not realising it would show on Mac too!
alt versions under the cut; healed self injury scarring visible
I rly didn't dig the knees being visible but oh well
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Welcome! This is an ask/RP-style blog for Mac from Date Everything!
Our nerdy lil computer didn't get enough screen time. Here to help amend this...
โจ Send asks about dating, life, or whatever's on your mind.
Please keep in mind:
> This is an 18+ blog and I will not hesitate to block people who ignore that: for my safety AND yours.
> Keep asks Mature or Below. Flirting is fine, but no explicit NSFW. If we were on AO3, keep asks mature related or below. Nothing truly explicit.
Rules for Sensitive Subjects
โก There is a real person behind this blog, please bear in mind I have a life, I am not a therapist (yet), neither is Mac. We will delete asks we don't feel safe with.
โก Trigger warnings are a must: if in doubt, drop a content warning in your ask.
Posts will be tagged as best as I can: #suggestive, #nsft, #angst, #art etc, feel free to use Tumblr's content filtering to avoid any content you don't wish to see.
No hard feelings if you don't like ask blogs - feel free to block and move on :)
> Asks can be in-character (like youโre on a date with Mac, or just chatting with them) or out of character (about the blog, headcanons, favourite fan fics, art etc).
> Replies will take time โ but I'll get to them! I'm chronically ill, Mac flares when I do, okay? :'D
> This blog is headcanon-based. It's my interpretation of Mac, so take it in that spirit; unless stated otherwise or indicated otherwise, asks will typically be treated with a friend/love ending. I tend to tone down their ~suggestive~ commentary, at least at first. 'Tis just a personal preference <3
> If youโre sending asks with copy-paste fonts, glitch core text (the โจ๐๐๐๐๐ช ๐ช๐ฎ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฌโจ ones), please also drop a plaintext version. They aren't proper Unicode, which means they break screen readers and, frequently, my eyeballs. Help me out โ I want to read what you're saying!
> For the time being, I welcome homeowner OCs, self inserts and a fair number of object based original characters; just make sure to have some kind of tag (emoji or nickname) if you want to build on a story... and give me something to work with, okay? Working off an ask that's just "Hi" is not easy.
//: blog owner (they/them) is a disabled uni student, an ambulatory wheelchair user, neurodivergent, intersex and a freaking nerd <3
You are most welcome to ask accessibility & disability questions!
Canon details: the following won't be changed
- Mac uses they/them pronouns
- they're an ambulatory wheelchair user
headcanon details (aka. blog canon):
> Roni, Mac's mouse (he/him), is relatively sentient; the pair communicate non-verbally (post realization too)
> Mac's autistic and a bit oblivious (.. i feel like that's established fanon at this point). This includes patches where they're non speaking.
> They're a bit of a menace when it comes to labelling their sexuality and gender; preferring to make people guess what they think they identify as. They call it "testing biases and preconceived notions." This phrase is usually paired with a devious grin and a joyous spin on the spot directed at whoever they asked.
I tend to write them as non-binary + m-Spec (bi, pan, omni etc) + on the aro/ace spectrums + polyam + intersex (post realization)
Post shortcuts
Canons & Headcanons 0.1: brain dump
Headcanons 0.2: stims (Barry & Mac)
Headcanons 0.3: disability
Headcanon Ask 0.1: sfw agere
Headcanon Ask 0.2: Periods
Headcanon Ask 0.3: lgbtq+
Headcanon Ask 0.4: spicy~
Headcanon reblog 0.1: transport
Accidental One Shot 0.1: memory
102 Dateable Blogs: a guide to date everything roleplay blogs on Tumblr
other's art (linked to their profiles)
> any and all of @somekindofjester's art
> ttrpgs w/ the office dateables (ac4zuda)
My art
> who gave mac a cable flogger? don't you realise how much Ethernet cables hurt to step on?
> Joy is Resistance
> Is for me? Mac, after your cookies
> Goober Volt
> does this count? (mac mandala)
> Swap AU (with me & Mac)
> Cripplepunk AU Sprite Edit
> Pride Mac Sprite Edit
Other Shortcuts
> my DE! fic list (archive of our own)
> AO3 profiles: @pocketpc-asks, and @pocketpc-afterdark (18+ fics)
Alt Names for apps/sites/novels etc
Canonically, the house has PlaceBook, I have run with this idea.. too far; too much fun has been had.
AUs/Situations that pop up frequently here
> Character Aware Mac
> Realized Mac (they're intersex imo <3)
> Realized Character Aware Mac
Claimed Pseuds/Anons
- "Binary Anon" (the original binary anon)
- "2:55" / "2:55 Anon"
- Sparkle Bug
- Battz ๐ ๐ฆ
- Bit Anon (single unit of binary, binary anon 0.2)
- Too Much Soup Anon
Claimed Emoji Anons: ๐ณ,๐ก,๐ฏ,๐ฏ
Before anyone asks, I will end up blending American English spelling with British English spelling - I'm not American, but I associate American spelling with this game. Particularly around 'Realization' :)
Object Anons (duplicates welcome :))
- Cal (Calculator)
- Neon (Plushie)
- Little Jar (@littlejaranon)
- Cypher (laptop)
- Ori (origami)
- Mimi (sewing machine)
If you got this far, hi, I like the dedication. Call me (mod), Kahu.. aka @gaynpc03 :)