Did I ever tell you that you're the greatest, bestest, most cherished son I've ever had??!!! My booboo love bear!! Come here, you!! -scoops up into boobies and squeezes- <3 <3 <3 <3 >:3
Before there was even a reaction or a smart remark he could think of incoming round foreign objects had smashed against his face. This must have been a new torture method of hers, smothering him in round objects that were cutting off his air supply. Oh yes, the mother he would never acknowledge was pure evil.
EVIL.
... wait, since when did hearts come from...










