"This is officially the coolest day of my life... yeah, im stuck at a laundry mat but look who just walked in... yeah thats Deadpool, the merc with the mouth... ive never met anyone else who could break the 4th wall this is going to be so cool. I mean yeah hes way cooler than me but hey you don't make friends by minding your own buisness."
Malcolm turns away from the camera and walks over to wade. "Hi... um... i... uh Deadpool... me.. uh fan."
He turns back to the camera a horrified look on his face "why does this always happen! Just say "hey I think your really cool want to get chimichangas next door while we wait for our laundry why is that so hard!"
(Going late college age if thats cool)
"Look at this guy stealing my whole thing." Wade comments to the person currently reading this, yes you, Hi!
Turning his attention back to Malcolm he nods his head. "Of course the son of Walter White would be a fan." He says then watches as Malcolm turns back around to talk about his thoughts.
"Huh.. I see why people don't like this now."