#m!ik ameri

Opera: If someone kisses you on the cheek, what will you do?

Kid Iruma: Mawwy them

Opera: ...

Opera: That depends, really. But no, you're too young for that.

Kid Iruma: But Mommy/Daddy has already approved of it*pointing at Kid Azz,Ameri and Clara wearing a gowns*

Opera: Darling, you return those kids now.

Y/n*hugs the trio protectively* No.

Opera:...No more snacks for you Y/n

Y/n*Gasps in horror*....T-then no more head scratches if no more snacks!

Opera*Gasps in shock*

Kid Iruma*Looking between the two*...

Mairimashita Iruma-kun! Mafia AU chapter 8

In the Azazel Home, Ameri Brings a magazine to Her father

Ameri: What's a DILF?

Henri, chocks on his tea: W-what

Ameri, shows the cover: Here, it says you are DILF

Henri: Ah, it means...

Henri: ...

Henri: A Dad Who Is Loving and Fantastic...

Months later

Y/n: I spoke to your father, He has told me a lot about you

Ameri, enthusiastic: He has?

Y/n: Yes, your Dad loves you so much Sweetie~

Ameri: Oh Devi! He's a real DILF!

Y/n*Eyes bulge out sockets anime like*!?!

Y/n*Thinks about it and ponders*...

Y/n*Nods at her actually agreeing*Oh yeah... He certainly is