#lyrant

I imagine Ludo would still be trying to take Monster!Star’s wand cuz hey, phenomenal cosmic powers given to a teenager, but since Toffee is taking River’s place in this AU we wouldn’t have him trying to destroy the wand via Kappa puppetry.

But what if River, Star’s canonical father, took Toffee’s place as the bigger threat? We’ve seen that the guy likes fighting monsters and has no qualms with catapaulting fire at starving monsters trying to steal corn, so making him a bad guy in this AU isn’t THAT far off, is it? The Johansen family could be one of the few Mewni families that still believed in Monster-Mewman prejudice, and thus be attempting to overthrow the Butterfly family.

I caved and made another blog, this time for Toffee from “Star Vs The Forces of Evil”.

Remember that post about whether or not I should make a F.A.N.G blog?

That is the question.

Some of you might have noticed that I’ve recently been reblogging stuff from Street Fighter V, specifically stuff for F.A.N.G, a new character in the game. I’ve been hoping that this infatuation with the char would go away, but so far no dice. Which is making me realize that he probably won’t be leaving any time soon.

Which makes me ask this:

Should I make a roleplay blog for F.A.N.G?

I’m asking you guys this instead of just doing it myself because, as several of you know, I have a roleplay blog already at @landbound-seafarer for Captain Haddock, and two RP blogs at once would be.... difficult, but I’ve seen some people able to do it.

‘The pirate attack had been a complete surprise: a sure proof that the unscrupulous Hook had conducted it improperly, for to surprise redskins fairly is beyond the wit of the white man.‘ THAT IS A LOW BLOW BARRIE, THAT IS A LOW FUCKING BLOW And they’re PIRATES, you REALLY expect them to surprise people FAIRLY?? Why not credit it to them being PIRATES instead of FURTHER insulting your main villain?! Sweet fucking cheese sticks NO WONDER HOOK WANTS TO KILL PEOPLE

Forget Pirates vs Ninjas, apparently the REAL battle is between Pirates and Native Americans.

Why are you introducing these Natives you could’ve introduced earlier? Y’know, BEFORE they all died??

‘To what extent Hook is to blame for his tactics on this occasion is for the historian to decide.‘ No, it’s up to YOU to decide cuz YOU’RE THE FUCKING AUTHOR!!!! How many people are gonna think this stuff ACTUALLY HAPPENED??

‘True he had flung Hook's arm to the crocodile, but even this and the increased insecurity of life to which it led, owing to the crocodile's pertinacity [persistance], hardly account for a vindictiveness so relentless and malignant.‘ .................................................................................................... Are. You fucking. KIDDING ME!!???!??!?! Are you SERIOUSLY saying that CUTTING SOMEONE’S HAND OFF and then FEEDING IT TO A CROCODILE WHO NOW WANTS MORE OF THAT SAID SOMEONE is not warranting constant hate and the want to bash the little shit’s brains in?!! ‘’Oh SURE she crashed RIGHT into his car and caused him permanent brain damage while she barely even got hit by bits of windshield glass just because she ran a red light, but that doesn’t mean she should pay an enormous fine and also the man’s medical fees!’’ THAT IS EXACTLY HOW THIS IS SOUNDING!!! Are you REALLY SO FUCKING INTENT on making Peter the GOOD GUY despite “thinning out” Lost Boys that get older and killing people JUST AS THEY WAKE UP FOR FUN, that you would SERIOUSLY SAY THIS JM BARRIE! THIS IS MORE FUCKING BULLSHIT THAN WENDY GETTING SHOT!! FUCK, ALICE IN WONDERLAND MAKES MORE SENSE THAN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell, I can’t blame Hook for hating Peter for his ego. It’s been pissing me off since he showed up too. NORMAL CHILDREN ARE NOT THAT SELF-CENTERED.

Just a head’s up, I’ve made a post here about the possibility of a reading log for Peter Pan in Scarlet!!

How often does Wendy tell this story about her parents? And why does a Lost Boy know the story better than the Darling Children?

What is it with Nibs and white rats?

Wendy... you DO realize that you and your brothers flying back with fairy dust AS ADULTS is impossible, right? Plus why fly to the window when you can land in front of the door AND KNOCK????

"I thought like you that my mother would always keep the window open for me, so I stayed away for moons and moons and moons, and then flew back; but the window was barred, for mother had forgotten all about me, and there was another little boy sleeping in my bed." IT’S CALLED KNOCKING, YOU PEA-BRAINED RADISH

The Lost Boys’ solution to Wendy leaving is to TAKE HER HOSTAGE. Sweet Cherry on top you guys, that’s no better than the pirates!

“Silly” Tootles is intent on defending the girl he literally shot down. #CharacterDevelopment

‘He drew back his hanger; and for that instant his sun was at noon.’ .............. What the hell does that MEAN???

‘...there is a saying in the Neverland that, every time you breathe, a grown-up dies; and Peter was killing them off vindictively as fast as possible.’ ....... You TELL WENDY SHE CAN GO then try to kill her parents via superstition Peter? Talk about a vengeful ex-boyfriend move.

“Mother asks shitton of questions” cliche, led in by “boys can’t cry” cliche. Sheesh.

Okay, so I’m starting on Chapter 11 for the Peter Pan reading log, but while I do that, I might as well get this out of the way too.