#luxuricus

      “ -- oh shit, are you filming me ? what's good, fam, it's me ; the actual embodiment of jesus christ. here to lead you onto a better path in life-- the party life, that is. get down & turn up, the fun never stops. & if you aren't about this life, then switch lanes. ”

      “ y'know, just because i don't have dollar bills, doesn't mean that i can't make it rain. there's other forms of paper, besides cash, like this geometry homework. ” the small bits of paper now falling out of her loose grip are the last remains of an assignment that's due on monday, how lovely. “ see ? it's like we're at a stripclub, minus the stippers. ”

      “ so, i was just talking to jack & according to luna, there's some frat party going down tonight at the uni like, an hour away from here. and since the only thing going on later is karla's friends party ( which will be lame ), i think we should ditch to go to this other party instead. who knows, it could end up being pretty fucking bomb. ”

      “ -- so, then he tried to make up for our shit date by telling me a bunch of bad fucking knock-knock jokes !! & they weren't even the kind of bad that make you laugh. honestly, that's the last time i'm ever letting one of my friends set me up with someone. ”

      “ --.. so, what's the agenda ? i know everyone's supposed to go out tonight, but i literally have zero clue as to where we're actually gonna kick it. like, does anyone even know what's going on, or are we still figuring shit out ??  ”

"Oh, hey. What're you doing here?" He questioned.